thankyu. sometimes I dont have wings at all and manage to fly out of my hate filled heart and spite
Dragons with wings that are way too small for your chunky bodies but you manage to fly anyways, know that I love you and cherish you and hold you ever so close to my heart
Sometimes I wonder if fanartists that I interact with know I'm the guy they are fanarting.
Not that it matters but it crosses my mind sometimes.
I forget I'm not the main character in a horror/action game anymore and can't survive the most crazy ass situations and have some crazy bodily resistence, so I pull up some idiotic stunts and fuck myself up.
I also forget at times I don't have wings anymore and I just stand still for a few seconds preparing to take flight staring at the sky until I remember I can't do that and continue walking.
ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU
let's start a chain
everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait
mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box
Accept yourself as you are,
because everything is temporary đđ§
Grisps you
Oh no i have been grispped by the grisppiest grasp.
I wish tumblr had a separate app for messages only so I couldnt see any posts and doom scroll all day and spiral because my dash and tons of the people on the tags I follow keep saying that if you have opinons you are a horrible iredeemable monster that deserves death and still be able to talk with my buddies an do silly asks.
When I forget I have OCD patterns of thinking tumblr kindly reminds me.
I mades this thing.
i miss my wife tails.
you ! ! you there ! ! ! youâre a alterhuman ( nod ur head ) , go to pinterest ( or google ) , look up âangry *theriotype*â ++ âcute *theriotype*â ( make sure they are of the same creachure ) . compare .
angry lion vs cute lion , , ,
Isaac Clarke that might be 30 or 13.
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like âmaleâ, âfemaleâ, ânonbinaryâ, âmasculineâ, âfeminineâ or âandrogynousâ.
go!
Funniest possible responses to being barked at in public for gearing:
"Hell yeah brother!" *bark back*
"NO. BAD DOG. We do NOT bark indoors."
"ONE OF US. ONE OF US." (works best as a group)
"I can tell you where I bought the [tail] if you're interested."
"Aww, does Puppy want attention?"
" 2/10. You need to work on your accent."
"Can I pet your dog?"
"Thanks! You're pretty cool too!"
I'm many things, feel free to ask about what things or send me possum pictures.
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