*forever Staring* *forever Giffing* *forever Crying*

Michael fondly gazing upon the fried potato that will kill his beloved human,,,

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aka a commission for the lovely @fxa ! <3

The last omg

Cute AUs for your OTP:

I’m a florist and you’re a tattoo artist. You think I’m cute, so you come over to my shop every day, but don’t say anything to me because you’re too shy, so you buy enough flowers to cover half of your shop, please just ask me out or ill be out of flowers because if you.

We’ve been dating for 3 months, what do you mean you want to get married to me? No, get up. Get up, GET UP NOW OR SO HELP ME-

• I work as a baker and you’re a police officer. I offered you some donuts and you really liked them, so now you come over every day to my workplace and flirt with me. My stupid- self thinks you’re just trying to get free donuts, so I don’t flirt back, but I want to, because you’re really cute.

• I got mugged on my way to Starbucks and you ran three blocks just to catch my mugger, i don’t care what you say, I’m treating you with coffee and dinner. We agree to meet the next day and have a date. I’m ready to pay, and when I open my wallet I see your number inside. Turns out the mugger was your best -friend and you two have been planning this for quite some time. I don’t know if I should be impressed or freaked out. Hell yeah I want a second date.

• We work as actors for a superhero TV show and everytime we have a scene together you’re so cute you make me forget my lines. I think you’re super annoyed with me but it turns out you have the same issue. Wanna have dinner?

• We’re at a candy store and someone just took the last piece of my favourite candy right before I could grab it. You look like you’re ready to kill.

• We’re both famous YouTube gamers and our fans have been begging us to make a collab together, so we do. I didn’t know it was a scary game, so i spend most of the gameplay being anxious and jumpy but you keep comforting me, oh wow, your lap is comfortable.

• A dog keeps showing up on my doorstep and scares my dates away. Me being fed up, I take him in and care for him. Turns out it’s not a dog, it’s a wolf. The wolf turns out to be you. I know because you wolfed out on the vet for flirting with me.

• You’re a demi-God and I’m a mortal. For some reason, you like me and want to spend time with me, so you come to the mortal world and show up at my house and now it’s my business to guide you through the mundane world, and for some reason you’re more amazed by a toaster than by the magnificent deities that surround you every day. I think I’m in love with you. Oh, some God friend of yours wants to destroy humanity because I rejected him, great.

• I moved in the creepy house my uncle used to own and you’re the ghost that fucks with people until they leave. But I’m a broke art student having the opportunity to live somewhere for free, so you’re just gonna have to co-exist or fuck off.

Gay🤞irl

BITCH WHERE TF ARE YOU. OMG I LIKE SO MANY OF THESE THINGS 😍❤

I moved schools, and still haven’t made any friends. Let me know if you are involved in any of my interests!

AmazingPhil Teen Titans Harry Potter Dan Howell Markiplier Pewdiepie Jacksepticeye MacDoestIt Steven Universe Percy Jackson Miraculous Ladybug Drawing Writing Pokémon Undertale Bendy and the Ink Machine Five Nights at Freddy’s Clothing Design Baking Drama Phan Septiplier Cryaotic Pewdiecry Frans Chasriel BBrae RobStar Nightcore Melanie Martinez Panic! At the Disco Set it Off Halsey Psychology Fanfiction Zelda Mario Simplynailogical Drarry Romione Tyler Oakley Solangelo What Remains of Edith Finch Makeup                                                                                                                  Dear Evan Hansen                                                                                                  Be More Chill                                                                                                          Hamilton                                                                                                                  Heathers                                                                                                                Richjake                                                                                                                  Boyf riends                                                                                                              Tree Bros                                                                                                                Pinkberry                                                                                                                Lams                                                                                                                      Kleinsen                                                                                                                Sincerely Three                                                                                                      Mulette

Also I'm laughing my ass off. Does this bitch not know how to move. Like both times he just stood there looking around agdhfjaksjfhakdkfk 😂😂😂

michael ➤ holy fire

5x22 vs. 15x08

(AN: i havent watched the spn finale)

Dean cruised around on his heterosexual car that somehow made it to heaven. He felt...strange. Disappointed, almost, which was ridiculous because he was in heaven and that should make him happy.

A figure suddenly appeared in front of him, and he swore (is swearing allowed in heaven? idk) and pulled the car to a stop before he could hit it.

Dean rolled down the car's window. He leaned out to get a better look at the figure, and saw that its face was hidden with a pulled-over cloak. "Who are you?"

Rather than reply, the cloaked person walked forward to him. He leaned by the window and asked, "Are you happy?"

Dean raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"I mean, are you happy with your finale? Surely it didn't go the way you were expecting it to."

This person... Dean couldn't quite see his face underneath that hood, but he understood what Dean felt. His disappointment. Even though a cloaked person in heaven was probably pretty sketchy, he found himself trusting him, and before he knew it he was spilling his out feelings.

"I just don't get it. How come no one would tell me where Cas is? Is he still in turbo gay hell or not? How come it still isn't clear whether I love him back or if I'm just straight? Also, why was my cause of death so fucking stupid? I really expected my death to be more impactful than getting impaled by a juggalo vampire. Just, why?"

Though the face remained unseen beneath the hood, Dean got the feeling he was smiling. "Follow me," the cloaked figure said, then began to walk away. After a second of hesitation, Dean got out of the car and followed.

After some time walking, it became clear they had reached a part of heaven that Dean had never seen before. One door stood by itself as they approached. The cloaked figure paused by the door, then pushed it open. Inside was a room that looked suspiciously like a support group meeting room. A handful of people of varying styles were already seated when they entered.

"I just don't get it," one person said, and Dean looked at him and saw he was a teenager wearing what looked like a blue anime space suit. "Why advertise Klance so much if it wasn't going to be canon?"

"It's called queerbaiting," said a British voice, and what looked like a modern day Sherlock Holmes placed a comforting hand on the spaceman's shoulder. "Trust me, I've been there."

A woman laughed, and Dean turned to see a medieval looking young queen with a dragon. "I'd rather be queerbaited than suddenly turned evil for shocks. At least have some buildup beforehand!"

"I know all about buildup," a regular looking man who looked like he might be a dad grumbled. He gestured with his hands angrily and said, "The show is called How I Met Your Mother. So why don't they show the mother??"

Dean raised an eyebrow and turned back to the cloaked figure that had brought him here. "Where are we?"

"This," replied the figure with a wide gesture at the room, "is the Shitty Finale Club, where we complain about how sucky our series finales were."

So this was the place. This was where Dean could freely express his disappointments about how Supernatural had ended. He felt at home.

Before taking his place in the room, he eyed the figure and asked one more question, "Are you part of the Shitty Finale Club?"

The figure chuckled. "Yes," he answered with a sigh. Then he reached a hand out from his cloak and pulled back the hood so that his head could finally be visible. Snow white hair and glowing green eyes stared back.

"I'm Danny Phantom, and Phantom Planet isn't canon fuck you."

I was scrolling through my blog, and I realized it's not my first "post". Damn I must have repressed the hell out of this site, because I dont remember ever reposting/reblogiing content, but I guess I did lmao.

As my first ever tumblr post (that I've written anyways), I just wanna say Happy Midam Day 🧬🧪👼🏼⛓👬👨‍❤️‍👨

It would be a shame to not repost this lmao 😂

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

the dragon prince + characters

stop giving me panels of my husband and his newly adopted son with heartbroken and stressed and traumatized expressions, my heart can’t take it.

They’re gripping each others hands, they’re crying and trying so hard to hold on and keep the erasure flowing and you know they’re both gonna be exhausted and Monoma’s quirk is likely never gonna be the same after this from the overuse and Aizawa will probably never be able to erase again at all.

I just…they can’t do much more than they are now, they’re helping as best they can but they still can’t protect everyone and—Hori, my heart