The 3 Classes Of Gay Ships

BBC Merlin + S2, E2  ❝The Once and Future Queen❞

Do you think I sit around and do nothing?! 

I haven’t had a chance to sit around and do nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot, I’m too busy running around after Arthur - do this Merlin, do that Merlin - and when I’m not running around after Arthur, I’m doing chores for you and if I’m not doing that, I’m fulfilling my destiny - do you know how many times I’ve saved Arthur’s life?

I’ve lost count - do I get any thanks? No.

I have fought griffins, witches, bandits, I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit, and all the while I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out, Uther will have me executed. 

Sometimes I feel like I’m being pulled in so many directions I don’t know which way to turn!

The last omg

Cute AUs for your OTP:

I’m a florist and you’re a tattoo artist. You think I’m cute, so you come over to my shop every day, but don’t say anything to me because you’re too shy, so you buy enough flowers to cover half of your shop, please just ask me out or ill be out of flowers because if you.

We’ve been dating for 3 months, what do you mean you want to get married to me? No, get up. Get up, GET UP NOW OR SO HELP ME-

• I work as a baker and you’re a police officer. I offered you some donuts and you really liked them, so now you come over every day to my workplace and flirt with me. My stupid- self thinks you’re just trying to get free donuts, so I don’t flirt back, but I want to, because you’re really cute.

• I got mugged on my way to Starbucks and you ran three blocks just to catch my mugger, i don’t care what you say, I’m treating you with coffee and dinner. We agree to meet the next day and have a date. I’m ready to pay, and when I open my wallet I see your number inside. Turns out the mugger was your best -friend and you two have been planning this for quite some time. I don’t know if I should be impressed or freaked out. Hell yeah I want a second date.

• We work as actors for a superhero TV show and everytime we have a scene together you’re so cute you make me forget my lines. I think you’re super annoyed with me but it turns out you have the same issue. Wanna have dinner?

• We’re at a candy store and someone just took the last piece of my favourite candy right before I could grab it. You look like you’re ready to kill.

• We’re both famous YouTube gamers and our fans have been begging us to make a collab together, so we do. I didn’t know it was a scary game, so i spend most of the gameplay being anxious and jumpy but you keep comforting me, oh wow, your lap is comfortable.

• A dog keeps showing up on my doorstep and scares my dates away. Me being fed up, I take him in and care for him. Turns out it’s not a dog, it’s a wolf. The wolf turns out to be you. I know because you wolfed out on the vet for flirting with me.

• You’re a demi-God and I’m a mortal. For some reason, you like me and want to spend time with me, so you come to the mortal world and show up at my house and now it’s my business to guide you through the mundane world, and for some reason you’re more amazed by a toaster than by the magnificent deities that surround you every day. I think I’m in love with you. Oh, some God friend of yours wants to destroy humanity because I rejected him, great.

• I moved in the creepy house my uncle used to own and you’re the ghost that fucks with people until they leave. But I’m a broke art student having the opportunity to live somewhere for free, so you’re just gonna have to co-exist or fuck off.

Every day I think about how Adam and Michael's bond and chemistry was so strong people ship it based on one episode together and like, half an episode where one of them was gone after 10 years of not hearing from either of these characters.

Like, they really just out here being one of the most compelling relationships on a show with a 15 year run, yet, not counting au Michael, weren't even here for more than 3 or 4 episodes combined.

The power that that has.

(And they still got butchered in the end...)

Michael fondly gazing upon the fried potato that will kill his beloved human,,,

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aka a commission for the lovely @fxa ! <3

(AN: i havent watched the spn finale)

Dean cruised around on his heterosexual car that somehow made it to heaven. He felt...strange. Disappointed, almost, which was ridiculous because he was in heaven and that should make him happy.

A figure suddenly appeared in front of him, and he swore (is swearing allowed in heaven? idk) and pulled the car to a stop before he could hit it.

Dean rolled down the car's window. He leaned out to get a better look at the figure, and saw that its face was hidden with a pulled-over cloak. "Who are you?"

Rather than reply, the cloaked person walked forward to him. He leaned by the window and asked, "Are you happy?"

Dean raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"I mean, are you happy with your finale? Surely it didn't go the way you were expecting it to."

This person... Dean couldn't quite see his face underneath that hood, but he understood what Dean felt. His disappointment. Even though a cloaked person in heaven was probably pretty sketchy, he found himself trusting him, and before he knew it he was spilling his out feelings.

"I just don't get it. How come no one would tell me where Cas is? Is he still in turbo gay hell or not? How come it still isn't clear whether I love him back or if I'm just straight? Also, why was my cause of death so fucking stupid? I really expected my death to be more impactful than getting impaled by a juggalo vampire. Just, why?"

Though the face remained unseen beneath the hood, Dean got the feeling he was smiling. "Follow me," the cloaked figure said, then began to walk away. After a second of hesitation, Dean got out of the car and followed.

After some time walking, it became clear they had reached a part of heaven that Dean had never seen before. One door stood by itself as they approached. The cloaked figure paused by the door, then pushed it open. Inside was a room that looked suspiciously like a support group meeting room. A handful of people of varying styles were already seated when they entered.

"I just don't get it," one person said, and Dean looked at him and saw he was a teenager wearing what looked like a blue anime space suit. "Why advertise Klance so much if it wasn't going to be canon?"

"It's called queerbaiting," said a British voice, and what looked like a modern day Sherlock Holmes placed a comforting hand on the spaceman's shoulder. "Trust me, I've been there."

A woman laughed, and Dean turned to see a medieval looking young queen with a dragon. "I'd rather be queerbaited than suddenly turned evil for shocks. At least have some buildup beforehand!"

"I know all about buildup," a regular looking man who looked like he might be a dad grumbled. He gestured with his hands angrily and said, "The show is called How I Met Your Mother. So why don't they show the mother??"

Dean raised an eyebrow and turned back to the cloaked figure that had brought him here. "Where are we?"

"This," replied the figure with a wide gesture at the room, "is the Shitty Finale Club, where we complain about how sucky our series finales were."

So this was the place. This was where Dean could freely express his disappointments about how Supernatural had ended. He felt at home.

Before taking his place in the room, he eyed the figure and asked one more question, "Are you part of the Shitty Finale Club?"

The figure chuckled. "Yes," he answered with a sigh. Then he reached a hand out from his cloak and pulled back the hood so that his head could finally be visible. Snow white hair and glowing green eyes stared back.

"I'm Danny Phantom, and Phantom Planet isn't canon fuck you."

Ok so I was thinking about and 15x19 and how it fucked up Michael's character, and I just realized something: the Winchester bitches thought they're were helping Adam.

Ok bear with me for a sec.

In 5x18, we know that they were trying to stop adam from taking on michael right? Because they thought that michael was this big bad evil archangel and shit. I think that led on into 15x19. And ik that 15x8 shows how they're asking michael for help and are apologetic and shit, but I think they were lying.

I think they still saw Michael as this dangerous powerful archangel that was a possible threat to them in the future, especially after Michael found out about God and was raging/angry and was about to bring the bunker down. The "dangerius" archangel who left them on their own and didnt want to continue helping them. So in their fucked up dumbass way, they thought that Michael could possibly hurt Adam aswell, or overpower him and take him to Gods side (cause at that point they were so apprehensive and literally not trusting anyone).

And so in 15x19 they're like "well Adam's gone, but when we bring him back, he should deserve more/better, and that means killing the mean dangerous archangel in his body. We're such good brothers 😊"

Obviously they didnt take into account that Michael was simping for Adam and would never hurt him. And honestly if there is any reason to hate the winchesters more for what they did to adam, it's this one.

Like I know that Adam told them him and Michael had an agreement, but I honestly think they never had any braincells and so they're were like "Cap! Michaels holding Adam hostage or some shit"

Ik this could have some plot holes, so just tell me if it makes any sense.

TDLR: the winchesters were trying to act like Adam's high and mighty saviors by killing Micahel in 15x19.

I was scrolling through my blog, and I realized it's not my first "post". Damn I must have repressed the hell out of this site, because I dont remember ever reposting/reblogiing content, but I guess I did lmao.

As my first ever tumblr post (that I've written anyways), I just wanna say Happy Midam Day 🧬🧪👼🏼⛓👬👨‍❤️‍👨

Also I'm laughing my ass off. Does this bitch not know how to move. Like both times he just stood there looking around agdhfjaksjfhakdkfk 😂😂😂

michael ➤ holy fire

5x22 vs. 15x08

@staff I'm begging you to please fix my header and pfp, cause they're not showing up no matter what.

Literally same

Sigh...

Why is sexuality so confusing sometimes? I know 100% for sure that I’m bisexual. But romantic attraction? That’s a whole different game. Some days I want romantic relationships with boys, sometimes with no one. Sometimes I think someone is really really hot but don’t like the idea of dating them. Was that ‘crush’ I had on a female friend just a platonic one?

fuck this, I’m gonna go snuggle my cat.