Undertale Was Full Of Raw Ass Lines And I’m Sorry Y’all Are Too Chickenshit To Acknowledge This Because

what your favourite rpgmaker game says about you

Yume Nikki: you love exploration, figuring out little details that may key in to something bigger. you might be mute. you are absolutely depressed. you probably have a ton of really old video games.

OFF: you wanted an actual rpg. came for the gameplay, stayed for the story. you might have made an elsen oc. you either want to hug zacharie or fuck him. theres no inbetween

Space Funeral:

Ib: you like puzzles. a lot. you probably get angry when people don’t understand what the “deeper meaning” of a piece of art is. you, yourself, are at least decent at art. garry is your waifu.

Dreaming Mary: gameplay can go to hell for all you care. you like deep, complex stories. called undertale a piece of art for having more than one ending. you got really upset when penn guindel died.

Ao Oni: you have probably also played hetaoni. you are a master at escaping from bad situations. you either want to light the oni on fire or give him a big smooch.

The Crooked Man: you think jumpscares are real horror. you hate needing to go to certain spots to save. you’ve either mastered difficult boss battles or you win them thanks to luck. you probably like creepypasta.

.flow: you liked yume nikki and wanted to try out its edgy cousin. broke your computer’s locale just to load this fucking game god i wish that were me

so many men have no idea what to do when confronted with a woman who isn’t putting on a customer service personality

can i just say who cares if it’s a phase??

The fact of the matter is, if it is a phase, I’m right in the middle of it, so it’s who I am in this moment we’re existing in. Go find hypothetical future me if you wanna talk to them about how it was a phase. 

i need to get 6 liters of mountain dew baja blast through an IV in my arm every day or i’ll become violent 

i’m so in love with domestic sweetness.

cooking dinner with the one you love while they wrap their arms around you. taking quick kiss breaks in between folding fresh laundry. washing each other’s hair in the shower. giggling and rolling around in the fresh sheets you both just finished putting on. dusting while showing off your latest dance moves and having your sweetheart show off their vocals.

it’s so comforting to have someone that you just enjoy making a home with. because chores done with someone you love isn’t such a chore after all.

I haven’t seen twenty nine scene talked about in the 2019 posts so far

So anyway, here’s wonderwall

wow! all bosses are corrupt

You know what’s always good?

When the villain is singing their Villain Song and they grab the protagonist and maneuver them into a dance.

That’s the shit.