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Customer: Would you recommend the spicy nuggets?

Me: If you like spicy food you'll love the spicy nuggets :)

Customer: Ugh, I fucking hate spicy food :(

Me: ... Are... Are you being sarcastic?

Customer: No 😡

Me:

Customer:

Me:

Customer:

Me: ...Then I wouldn't recommend the spicy nuggets for you, Sir....

This is a real interaction I just had with a customer. Why are you wasting my time?? It's in the fucking name! SPICY nuggets!!

Ever notice how any time someone calls you "cringe", 99 times out of 100 what they mean is "you're happy and I don't like it"

it's time