Man, They Don't Let You Have Any Fun.

Man: Hey, want a ride? I'm heading that way anyway!

Me, a female presenting person walking home: No thanks, I do wanna get murdered or worse

Man: ...What..😨

Me: I didn't mean to say that last part out loud

Man: Okay... Have a nice day...

Me: Thanks!! You too!! *continues walking*

My lack of filter is either saving my life or murdering me. This happens outside a 7/11 btw

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“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with narcissism.

You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are

MAGA: You're wrong! And I'mma sit here and call you slurs and threaten your death!

Me: Can you explain with insulting anyone why I'm wrong?

MAGA: *dead fucking silence*

Me: Okay... So I'm right.

Like you can't just keep telling people they are wrong with no evidence to back that up, and if you can't have a single conversation with evidence you may have without insulting me or anyone else the whole time I'm just going to assume that you don't have anything worth saying.

Be nice for once, people might be willing to listen. My DM's are open if you want to nicely talk to me about why you believe I'm wrong with things that aren't just opinion but fact.

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

We just knew.

Customer: Would you recommend the spicy nuggets?

Me: If you like spicy food you'll love the spicy nuggets :)

Customer: Ugh, I fucking hate spicy food :(

Me: ... Are... Are you being sarcastic?

Customer: No 😡

Me:

Customer:

Me:

Customer:

Me: ...Then I wouldn't recommend the spicy nuggets for you, Sir....

This is a real interaction I just had with a customer. Why are you wasting my time?? It's in the fucking name! SPICY nuggets!!

Happy bi visibility day to all my fellow bisexuals and queer people of any kind. We’re here!! 🥳💖