The Crows are to the Grishaverse as the Guardians of the Galaxy are to Marvel. Like all the avengers and shadow and bone characters are like “ahh the weight of world is on our shoulders” but all the crows and the guardians just want their goddamn money
I have too much time on my hands and I wanted to prove my point, so enjoy these guardians quotes replaced by the crows characters
Van Eck: [insert long villain monologue here]
Kaz: yeah, blah blah blah but WE’D LIKE TO GET PAID
Inej: The contact is making me wait.
Kaz: That’s just a negotiation tactic - trust me, this is my speciality. Whereas yours is more… stab, stab, stab
Nina: I have no need of the money
Kaz: Well great, more money for the rest of us!
Jesper: What’s that?
Wylan: Don’t touch that, it’s a bomb
Jesper: AND YOU JUST LEAVE IT LYING AROUND!???
Wylan: … well I was gonna put it in a box
Matthias: I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.
Nina: Really? Well, in my country we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well it’s the greatest thing there is.
Matthias: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
A bunch of random, obscure NSFW asks for your OCs that I really want to know the answers to 👀 (thank you to the Discord chat for like half of these)
Are there any names they like to be called in bed/names they call their partner? Any names they wouldn’t use/can’t stand?
Are they a “the socks stay on during sex” kind of person?
Quickies vs Planned sex—thoughts?
Are they more of a dom, sub, or switch? If applicable, are they a top, bottom, or vers?
Do they have any really out-of-left-field kinks/fantasies? Maybe even something that they wouldn’t necessarily want to act on but have still thought about?
Any place they absolutely would not have sex?
Are they into (consensual) pain during sex? Either giving or receiving
How often do they have sex dreams?
What’s their favorite way to get in the mood? How do they set the mood?
Are they down for casual one-night stands?
Are they attracted to anyone (specific person or just negative qualities) they really shouldn’t be?
Would they be more or less likely to send a risky/risque text to their partner in the middle of a crowded/public area?
Morning vs evening sex—do they have a preference?
If they send nudes, are they tasteful or just quick pics?
Describe their favorite sexual encounter.
Describe their least favorite/most embarassing sexual encounter.
What’s their go-to safe word?
Their favorite actions during sex—chin-grabbing, hair-pulling, wrists being pinned, etc.
When they “dress-up” for sex, what’s their go-to outfit? Lingerie, suit, gown, etc.?
What do they like seeing their partner in when they “dress-up?”
What scent of candle do they light after sex?
Favorite thing/part about sex—intimacy, role-playing, etc.
Least favorite thing/part about sex—cleanup, setup, etc.
A song they would fuck/get fucked to
Share a sample line of dirty-talk
Chapter 9 Summary of IWHYH:
First night of freedom.
James: guys I think I’m homophobic…
Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?
James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room
Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think your homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother
Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡
I FOUND THIS IN MY CAMERA ROLL ALDKALDJAL WHO EVEN MADE THIS I HAVE NO MEMORY LMAO