The Nerve. Hahahahaha

the pokeball glitched and i just slapped the shit out of this poor gabite and I can’t stop laughing

Barty, but specifically Barty in most jegulus fics, is my favourite person ever. He is so unhinged and chaotic! He is so funny and just ahhhh the fic I’m reading right, the black brothers were sort of talking via text in a group chat and Barty just goes, “Insert random comment to remind you brothers that there’s a private chat to have a conversation so us three don’t feel very uncomfortable if this continues.” And then Remus agrees and Barty follows up with “This chat is about James failing to be a sugar daddy. Let’s talk about ways he can improve.” AND I JUST LAUGHED! PLEASE BARTY I LOVE YOU OMG

quite like us by alarainai

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (02.26.23)

(Previously)

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Random OC NSFW Asks

A bunch of random, obscure NSFW asks for your OCs that I really want to know the answers to 👀 (thank you to the Discord chat for like half of these)

Are there any names they like to be called in bed/names they call their partner? Any names they wouldn’t use/can’t stand?

Are they a “the socks stay on during sex” kind of person?

Quickies vs Planned sex—thoughts?

Are they more of a dom, sub, or switch? If applicable, are they a top, bottom, or vers?

Do they have any really out-of-left-field kinks/fantasies? Maybe even something that they wouldn’t necessarily want to act on but have still thought about?

Any place they absolutely would not have sex?

Are they into (consensual) pain during sex? Either giving or receiving

How often do they have sex dreams?

What’s their favorite way to get in the mood? How do they set the mood?

Are they down for casual one-night stands?

Are they attracted to anyone (specific person or just negative qualities) they really shouldn’t be?

Would they be more or less likely to send a risky/risque text to their partner in the middle of a crowded/public area?

Morning vs evening sex—do they have a preference?

If they send nudes, are they tasteful or just quick pics?

Describe their favorite sexual encounter.

Describe their least favorite/most embarassing sexual encounter.

What’s their go-to safe word?

Their favorite actions during sex—chin-grabbing, hair-pulling, wrists being pinned, etc.

When they “dress-up” for sex, what’s their go-to outfit? Lingerie, suit, gown, etc.?

What do they like seeing their partner in when they “dress-up?”

What scent of candle do they light after sex?

Favorite thing/part about sex—intimacy, role-playing, etc.

Least favorite thing/part about sex—cleanup, setup, etc.

A song they would fuck/get fucked to

Share a sample line of dirty-talk

They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

Commission by my wonderful friend @vangelisarcadius

For the fic: Learning the Basics

Spicy Level 5

Summary: ... no part of that fic can be shared on tumblr....

If buddie isnt meant to be romantic can someone tell oliver stark and ryan guzman bc i dont think they know

What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

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