The Fact That Only 393 People Have Seen This Is A Crime. So Tumblr Needs To Look At It.

Lol I'm on both literally Wincest then Destiel right after

I forgot how much larger the destiel bubble is than the wincest bubble. The Boys announcement had me excited about Jared and Jensen being back onscreen.

I forgot that most people do NOT care about Jared and most people are looking for #destiel moments. Which is fine. But not the side of this hellsite I’m in, that’s for sure lol

Lae'zel Slae-zel

WHAT THE FUCK IS TH9ISK

Heres the link shawtys

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

rosestarkiller having nasty, nasty sex hmmmmmm

barty thrusting into regulus as evan fucks him from behind. evan smoking gillyweed while barty and reg take turns sucking his dick. regulus begging for both his boyfriends to please cum already but when they do they find other things in their dorm to put inside his boyhole. regulus choking evan while riding him just to get that smug grin off of his face.

but also: established rosekiller pining after regulus. barty whispering to evan as a sleeping regulus is tucked safely in his arms, "i want him. you want him. what's the fucking problem, rosie?"

"the problem is that he doesn't."

"the problem is that we don't know shit. we thought regulus didn't like cock, then i get a fucking handjob after he wins a match against gryffindor. thought the first time with reg was an accident, and then somehow, he keeps accidentally landing on your dick. i guess you accidentally make him cum all the time, too."

"the problem is that his brother suddenly wants him back. wants him with good people and away from us. that regulus is desperate enough to make that deal if it gets him his brother back. the problem is that he pretends this isn't important. the problem is that we make sense, but with regulus we. don't. i won't fall in love with a pipedream. i refuse to."

"you think you'll stop wanting him when the high wears off. you hate him for making you feel this way."

"you don't."

"love, it's always been you two. couldn't possibly think of hating either of you. you and i ruin each other perfectly, don't you think? but wouldn't we make the entire world weep is they saw all of us together?"

"you want a dream."

"maybe i do."

AYDAN CALAFIORE as Zeke & ZACH BLAMPIED as Hammer Invisible Boys 1x08 'Chapter Eight: Cake'

These posts are cousins to me.

Btw Netflix this is who you're being mean to

James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think your homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

I FOUND THIS IN MY CAMERA ROLL ALDKALDJAL WHO EVEN MADE THIS I HAVE NO MEMORY LMAO