Bobby: What’s Your Blood Type?

the pokeball glitched and i just slapped the shit out of this poor gabite and I can’t stop laughing

"Read to me, Edwin"

I remember reading a nice Fanfiction where Charles could only relax and calm down if Edwin was reading to him but sadly I forgot to save it😫 but yes that's my headcanon too. Specially under emotional stress Edwin's voice is what soothes him and grounds him the most.

PLAINCLOTHES (2025) Dir. Carmen Emmi

The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

Xavier Thorpe x Addams M!Reader Incorrect Quotes

a/n: tried to make a mix of the family’s personalities, don’t know if i succeeded. also filler until i finish my Xavier x Addams m! reader HC’s. None of the quotes are mine btw, credit goes to their respective owners

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Xavier: If I died, how much would you miss me?

(y/n): It's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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(y/n): Dating tip: Hold the door open for your date. Rip the door off it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other people. Establish dominance.

Enid: How did you even get into a relationship?

(y/n): I broke my hand on mine and Xavier’s first date. At this point I firmly believe he's just afraid to leave me unsupervised.

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Xavier: Wanna go for a jog together?

(y/n): Sorry, but that might consume my time of lying on my bed and contemplating our meaningless lives and inevitable doom.

Xavier: Could have just said no.

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Ajax: Hey Xavier, why are you holding (y/n)’s hand?

Xavier: holding hands relieves stress and anxiety

Ajax: oh I thought you guys might be dating or something

(y/n): no we are, I just also happen to be constantly anxious and stressed

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(y/n): I've been dropping subtle hints that I like him.

(y/n): *walks over to Xavier*

(y/n): I can't stand you.

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Enid: What's it like being in a relationship with (y/n)?

Xavier: Well, I asked him for a glass of water when he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait."

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(y/n): *applying chapstick*

Xavier: what flavour is that?

(y/n): oh it's *some chapstick flavor*

Xavier: can I try some?

(y/n): sure *hands over the chapstick*

Xavier: *kisses (y/n)* holy shit, it tastes like *that flavour*

(y/n): *has stopped functioning*

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Enid: ooh, what's that you've got?

(y/n): *raising his apple* a snack?

Wednesday: in your other hand, she means

(y/n): *clutching onto a pic of Xavier*

(y/n): another snack?

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(y/n): I'd love a guy who's sensitive and caring, manly but with a loving side, you know?

Xavier: *drops a bunch of paint along with a canvas*

(y/n):

(y/n): I want that one.

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Xavier: I made tea.

(y/n): I don't want tea.

Xavier: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

(y/n): Then why did you tell me?

Xavier: It's a conversation starter.

(y/n): It's a horrible conversation starter.

Xavier: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Xavier: You are...a painting.

(y/n): Explain.

Xavier: Makes me happy.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

what a beautiful day to remember that trans people of color exist and deserve better

Ashes of Rebellion Part 1| Cal Kestis x Male!reader

Fandom: Star Wars Fallen Order

Pairing: Cal Kestis x Male!reader

Summary: Reader and Cal were close before, when order 66 happened the reader was captured and made an inquisitor. Years later the two meet again.

Raxus was the capital of the sepratist during the clone wars. Now they can’t deal with their loss so they rebel against the empire. Imperial Star Destroyers blockade the planet as troopers take control planetside. Leading it all the First Brother and Third Sister.

The capital city of Raxulon burned as The First Brother lead the charge towards the city center. This rebellion must be crushed and his troopers were too incompetent to do it by themselves. He had never visited Raxus before since the separatist were the ones in charge, now he can see that this planet would just never change. If it wasn’t for the large fields and rich resources he would have bombarded this planet to ashes.

“Captain, What is our status?” The First Brother said.

“We almost have complete control of the city First Brother.” The Captain said to him.

“Good, I want this city under our control by morning.”

“It will be soon enough.” The voice of his companion spoke coming up from behind him.

“I see you’ve finally caught up Third.”

“I was making sure the rebels knew there was no surrender.”

“Ironic.”

“Do shut up, I bring news. One of the rebels let something slip from his tongue before his execution. Probably hoping to save his life. Apparently there’s a Jedi here.” She drew the word jedi out.

“Then they will all die. Let’s go.”

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Merlin: So, how are we doing this?

Arthur: You come to our house for the weekend

Morgana: introduce yourself as my boyfriend

Gwen: then we all have dinner with Uther

Morgana: who will insist that you spend the nights in Arthur’s bedroom so you wouldn’t have a chance to do ‘naughty stuff’ with me

Arthur: not realising that you are actually my boyfriend and we can do ‘naughty stuff’

Merlin: that actually works?

Gwen: Oh, for sure. He thinks that I’m dating Arthur for two years now

Morgana: and always makes us girls share a room, not realising that we are actually together.

Merlin: That’s twisted on so many levels.

Arthur: So, what do you say?

Merlin: To go behind the back of a homophobe asshole and screw his son in his own house? Absolutely.