Thinking About How Worried I Used To Be That I Was Fetishizing Mlm Relationships Before Realizing I’m

thinking about how worried i used to be that i was fetishizing mlm relationships before realizing i’m actually just a gay man myself and all those times i stared at gay guys kissing, i was just thinking about and wishing i was one of them

there were a lot of moments that should’ve made me realize i wasn’t cis but that’s one of the most common and funny ones in my opinion. well, that, and how when i was like 8 and i’d play Animal Jam religiously, i’d pretend to be my own twin brother and got like 3 girlfriends

that good ol’ pre-trans nostalgia really be hitting today

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2 years ago

Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross

no I reclaimed it I’ve died before


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2 years ago

I’m OBSESSED with how GameFreak accidentally made the most autistic character ever with Red when they were just trying to make him represent as broad a player base of the original games as possible. He’s canonically semi-verbal, and the number of times he actually speaks can be counted on one hand. He’s absurdly skilled at one topic he has an interest in, being a prodigy outranking almost everyone at fourteen. He immediately ran away from what was essentially a public facing job relating to it and hid away from people completely for several years to the point his own mother had no clue how he was. He rarely emotes and only people close to him seem to understand how he’s feeling. He’s almost always depicted as fiddling with the brim of his hat compulsively. He is seen as cool and badass BECAUSE of these traits. Fucking excellent. I love it. Best character ever. GameFreak should bring him back in every game. 

1 year ago

I would do anything for him holy shit

sabo (small)

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2 years ago

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

A piece of cloth teaching you how to draw cloth folds of different material. Each picture depicts two arms in the same material - one thin arm and one fat arm.
THICK clothes only have a few folds! Sometimes a bump is all it takes to suggest a fold for THICK stuff. Examples are sweaters, hoodies, wool, fleece, and denim
THIN clothes have a lot of folds and bumps! Thin stuff usually has more lines that wrap around what's underneath. Examples are rayon, cotton, and crepe
SMOOTH stuff have "squiggly" folds. Smooth cloth folds tend to "loop" back to where they start. Examples are silk, velvet, Satin, Bamboo cotton, and most luxurious stuff
SOFT clothes have round folds. Unlike smooth stuff, soft stuff doesn't have many "squiggles" or solid lines in between. Examples are down jackets, fur, fleece, washed linen, and polyester
STIFF clothes have angular folds! Most folds tend to look triangular - assuming they even fold at all! Examples are raincoats, New denim, canvas, and suits
PS I have avoided talking about loose vs tight clothing since whatever is loose on one person (A shows a thin arm in a baggy yellow sleeve) might not be as loose on a different person (B depicts the same sleeve which comfortably fits around the fat arm). However it's still important to learn about these type of things.
Person asks, "So uh... what happens if the clothes are Smooth and Thin, or Thick and Soft?" The answer is DO BOTH! Top right shows a full woman in a dress that has a Smooth skirt and a Stiff top half. Even though it's one dress, one part is more Smooth while the other part is more Stiff. There are more examples but don't forget to study hard and have fun!
3 years ago

leash kids

Cant Wait For Version 2.3

cant wait for version 2.3

3 years ago
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2 years ago

the amount of distress this caused me is simply not normal

The fake post game really elevated when people started putting fake dividers between them, but it kinda sucks that they never put placeholder text up top to get rid of the double pfp/username

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PENIS BLAST

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oh yeah and one at the bottom to make the real notes look natural would help too

2 years ago

she explode my penuis till i-

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

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