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i know i just turned 18 but you’d think they’d wait more than a week

The godfather remake is really something

ive been wanting to start cleaning up my page and actually (semi-) frequently posting but it’s been real hard to do that when i get a new/switch hyper fixations every other fucking week

by the time i’m like “oh yeah i’ll post some pokémon content” im back into one piece again UGH HELP MEEE

but do they know how much i care about them

If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

the found family trope is so inherently queer and reeks of trauma and i absolutely adore it

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

but everything ended up just fine! 

funniest character dynamic in one piece is morally irredeemable murderer and slaver and merciless conqueror Kaido and his transgender son whose gender identity he unquestioningly respects but who also kins Kozuki Oden who is on Kaido’s DNI so he says “hm, prison cave behind big boulder for 100 years”

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone