Day 4. Ex-Roger Pirates

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

a ton of yamato. a yamaton, if you will

on one hand i’m jealous of my cat because he gets to sleep all day, gets fed his favourite food and gets cuddles all the time. on the other hand if i were a cat i would never be able to properly comprehend or appreciate one piece. so i think im ok as a person

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

BFFS 

I love furries, marijuana, autism, schizophrenia, abortion, vandalism, shoplifting, Molotov cocktails, free healthcare, adderall, and gay sex

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

I would do anything for him holy shit