Saw An Absolutely Hilarious Animal Crossing Theory That I Now 100% Accept And It’s That In The Animal

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…THE POWER OF HAHA FUNNY !!

wallpaper version if anyone wants here :]

i am so in love with Mihawk, it’s not even funny anymore. like wtf i’m going insane

he’s a 43yr old goth, gay swordsman, who wields a sword with a giant (and extra asf) jeweled up cross that’s quite literally almost as big as he himself, wearing possibly one of the most actively homoerotic and goth outfits in all of One Piece —which is saying something— with his goddamn tits out AND a cross necklace that’s actually a small dagger. This mf has pitch black hair, a goatee and dumbass sideburns and moustache he somehow pulls off, golden double-ringed eyes, and a constant resting bitch face (which just means whenever he smirks or actually smiles (OR LAUGHS HHH) it hits 10x harder)

Mr. “i totally have a thing (😏) going on with a Yonko, one of the literal most powerful people in the world, and have the confidence and ability to act dismissive and annoyed by it”, who also randomly accidentally adopted a pastel goth ghost lesbian and an endearingly dumb, jock swordsman gay who just so happens to be the guy who promised to defeat him. they both just show up at the motherfucking castle he lives in his house and he can’t be bothered to kick them out so they just move in and he takes care of and does stuff with them.

He can’t be bothered to show up to meetings for his job for the literal government, and when he does he pretends to be asleep. He naps in his coffin boat —that’s only light source is his weird ass abundance of candles— and if anyone wakes him up he just cuts their fucking ship in half- because he can and how fucking dare they wake him up? he doesn’t actually care about his job for the government and he only took it to get them off his back, and he’s most likely the strongest of all the warlords (AN: excluding Blackbeard cuz i hate him and i like pretending he doesn’t exist :3)

he’s weirdly yet charmingly posh, he makes reading the newspaper look regal, he farms with the murderous monkeys on his island that he tamed, he’s majestic as all fuck, absolutely gorgeous and the goddamn best swordsman in the world

:)

Something that really fucks me up is this scene where Robin says she wants to die and how Luffy makes this face

And upon reading this for the first time, I felt a huge wave of emotion over his expression because it just felt to me like when he heard that, he was seeing something else. Almost like a memory that we weren't being shown.

And then later when Ace and Luffy's backstory plays out, this is revealed;

That Ace was suicidal. Feeling like it was wrong for him to have even been born and to live. Feeling hurt, angry, alone and unwanted.

And that the only reason he felt like he had the strength to keep living was because Luffy told him that he didn't want him to die.

Ace never directly told Luffy that he wanted to kill himself. But with the way he carried himself and the obvious disregard he had for his life, it was easy to see for someone as empathetic and intuitive as Luffy. And so Luffy stayed close to Ace desperately until he felt strong enough to stand on his own.

Luffy has had so many suicidal people in his life since such a young age and he always saves them in such a seemingly effortless way just by saying

"I'll be there with you. I'll stay."

But what alot of people don't understand is that in spite of Luffy's endless empathy, compassion and love that's deeper than the ocean, when somebody he loves wants to die it always hurts him so bad and it shows so much on his face at even a hint of it.

He bounces back with a smile so often and kicks so much ass that it's so easy to forget sometimes that he's just this 17-19 year old kid...

Who, at his core, is still always crying and begging the people he loves not to leave him because he doesn't want to be alone anymore, either.

you’re telling me they put doflamingo in impel down and let him keep his glasses? what the fuck is he hiding under there, morals and human decency? the ability to not look like gay manic hippie? is it really just a Schrödinger’s cat situation and we’ll just never truly know?

questions, questions…

somebody with more time and talent than me needs to animate Vic Ethanol to Joyride by Kesha

Eyeup. It's me, again.

if Yamato has a million fans, im one of them. if he has one fan, it’s me. if he has no fans, im dead

Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

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