Latest Posts by gayslumber - Page 2

study of the planet of lana horse

what the fuck

Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

old man yaoi's #1 hater

genuinely baffled at how fucked up the aphrodite sprite is. how did that even happen

SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals

CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth

LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things

FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness

MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex

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I need everyone to see this

you encounter sanji en-route to fishman island! what will you do?

future luffy concepts im working on rn

I just want queer safety and queer happiness

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

eepy

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

Reblog to kill it faster

My Gabriel hot take is that the reason he’s Like That in season one is because God designed him to be someone who is really passionate about, like, operating charcoal grills and experimenting with microbrewing, and he’s not getting appropriate enrichment in Heaven, which is leading to behavioral issues.

My ideal season 3 Gabriel plotline would be that he has chilled out into a friendly, weirdly well-adjusted guy whose deepest desire is to host barbecues. I also think he should have decided, apropos of nothing, that Aziraphale and Crowley are his best friends, with seemingly no understanding that Crowley holds a grudge and would immolate him at the first opportunity. He calls them frat bro names like “Big Z” and “Crow Man,” and wants to invite them over for board game and charcuterie nights and Beelzebub has to be like “babe they absolutely do NOT want to come over for board game and charcuterie nights.”

ineffable husbands and ineffable bureaucracy perfectly sum up the two types of queer romantic relationships: painful mutual pining for 6,000 years and speedrunning from enemies to friends to lovers in the span of 0.5 seconds

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It might take a bit with school and stuff but I’ll be sure to post it as soon as I’m done! :)

Hi!! I was wondering if you’d be okay with fanart of Lampent (and co.) from your submas comics? I love them so much :) Thanks in advance !!

Please feel free to! And please remember to tag me so I can see whatever you cook up! I’m very loosy goosy about these guys, haha. It’s okay if fanworks don’t match whatever I have planned, so feel free to experiment.

Girls can ride trains, if you care at all

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy

so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50