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Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

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okay, unicron being this HUGE, world-eating monster who strikes fear into even the most EVIL of entities in the universe is great and all,,, but,,,, unicron being a HUGE, world-eating monster who creates and reformats mechs and actually watches over them like a CONCERNED SIRE? now that… is a mood…

cyclonus and galvatron, making comrades on earth - hitting it up with the decepticons and getting all buddy buddy with them, and suddenly, from the atmosphere, unicrons face appears and hes like “HELLO CHILDREN. STOP SCREAMING. I BRING YOU SUSTENANCE.”

and a pair of HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE claws descend from up above and clasped VERY VERY daintily between his fingers, are two little dinosaur lunch boxes and galvatron and cyclonus are just like “thanks dad please dont eat this planet we like it a lot please” and unicrons just like “SIIIIIIIIIGH. FINE. THIS PLANET CAN BE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. DONT ASK ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE THIS YEAR” and then he fucks off

and all the decepticons are standing around like “yeah, hey, hello? yes, well, uh, what the FUCK just happened????” but galvatron and cyclonus are too busy eating pb&j to answer them askdljaskdjas

Imma just take one.

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