I Don't Care What Your Perception Of The Female Body Has Been Warped Into By The Media And Advertising

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

Oh, wyrm?

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

Thanks Papyrus!

Clue (1985), I guess I'm either dead or the killer. 🥲

@sjach-chaos @furbit05 @pelmeshekjacki

Now to avoid water.

Here,

Take this or mobs’ll start spawning