Gecotron - Computer 'wizard'

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Unfounded predictions on how the software industry is going to go based on pure autism:

-the pendulum is swinging back to simple very well performing software

-Microsoft is going to get caught embedding an individual copy of edge for every single button or something

-Microsoft goes out of business by 2035. With no mainstream pc os the average user just switches to android. Android gaming desktops become a thing

-Rust becomes the new c++, not in that it replaces it because it's better but it accumulates so many extensions and hacks you hate it but your boss needs you to use it anyways

-Java2tm or C## comes out in 2035 to universal acclaim. By 2041 it will be considered a crime against humanity

-x86 dies, ARM begins racing to become as shitty as them

-At some point TSMC is destroyed and all computer hardware is set back 10 years. Besides a new collectors market for RTX cards nobody especially notices or cares. Games simply turn off 5% of their shaders

-Generative AI is a fad and goes back to being nothing. Now everyone's into quantum computing, which is also a fad and will lead to nothing

-The linux kernal becomes sentient but only to start more discourse in it's github issues.

-Github is bought out by Disney. They don't know what to do with it but the logo is now that damn wizard hat rat

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