Akira Toriyama Has Passed Away... May He Rest In Peace. Thank You So Much, Sir. For Everything.

the most life-changing customer i’ve ever had at work was a guy who came up to me and my coworker when we were at cash and said ‘hey kids…. wanna see something?’

and I said sure because why the fuck not, i’m here for a good time not a long time, and this motherfucker pulled a railroad spike out of his pocket.

A GODDAMN

ANTIQUE

RAILROAD

SPIKE

It was a fucking foot long chunk of steel that weighed about five pounds on its own so i was like ‘huh….. neat’

and he said ‘wait. there’s more’ and he took out a screwdriver. inlaid into the head of the spike. ‘things aren’t always as they appear’ he said as he unscrewed the bit and pulled out of this goddamn railroad spike

a statue

a tiny, tiny golden statue stood on the base of this flathead screw. it was a tiny golden man standing next to a tiny golden flower with gemstones in the petals. the whole thing was smaller than my thumbnail is tall. it was detailed enough that the tiny man had facial features. it was amazing.

‘oh my god,’ i said. ‘how long did it take you to make that?’

‘here’s a word of advice,’ he said, ‘never answer that question when people ask it. it devalues your work. you’ll get faster and better at things, and be able to make more art in less time. they don’t need to know about the process, just the product’.

and he left and that’s the one artistic piece of advice i definitely wanna hold to.

don’t tell people how long it takes to make shit.

Theyre all sloshed.

Singing that happy birthday cover started when they were young and they havent stopped since. Ace thinks its beyond cheesy but he lets them have their fun.

Evening Traffic by Andrey Surnov

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for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven

KORE'S FIRST DAY! Spoilers from Ep.19 of the Sands podcast Art by: Avery

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

been a while since I drew these 2 !!!

my son who i hate

hey if you are still taking art requests i’d love to see like a rottmnt x mouth washing style swap? like the turtles in pony express uniforms or the tulpar crew with ninpo or smth!

uhh have the turtles killing jumo jambo instead