Janet: Tim, what are you wearing? There is a gala tonight, you should be dressed by now.
Tim: *sucks air in through his teeth* Oh, unfortunately, other plans came up. Have fun at the gala!
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*Jack and Janet come back to the manor after a long flight with dozens of artifacts to unpack and no Tim in sight to help*
36 hours after they reached out, Tim left them a voicemail: I'll be out of town for the next few weeks. If you need anything Mrs. Mac comes by twice a week, but really try not to be a bother to her. She's getting up there in age.
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*Jack and Janet at a party trying to talk up Brucie about their latest archeological digs*
Tim: Mother, Father, dear. Your digs really are interesting, but I'm sure Mr. Wayne has better things to do than listen to your ramblings about your- ah- hobby.
There's scenes in books and fics that I just adore for this reason. Actually, in film too. Any of y'all watched sense8? Yeah, that shit slaps. Possibly the best way I've seen sex and intimacy used to explore and develop characters. Not just their own perceptions, but how do the characters connect with each other? How does this baseline of humanity intersect with their sexuality? The fact that they use sex in a way that doesn't always feel overtly sexual, but just as a metaphor for pleasure, freedom, and connection, if that makes any sense. Man.
yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
in like 5-8 years when gen alpha starts really making fun of gen z no one is allowed to complain because like 99% of people do nothing but treat those kids like shit
Maybe. Perhaps. We should all just start giving each other dumb trinkets we find on the street like crows, ever think about that one?
I fucking hate hostile architecture
He's just like me fr fr
Poor old grizzly bear not a fan of a fan of thunder and lightning.
Tim is surprised every time Bruce being a dad. Not even a good one, which he is, but genuinely just a dad.
Like, what do you mean, he asks how was your day and carefully listened to your answer instead of interrupt you on the second sentence and talk about himself?
What do you mean, he cares about you every day and not only when he wants to look like a good dadâ„¢ at gala?
What do you mean, he tries to understand your interests instead of saying that it's useless and you have to quit?
What do you mean, he carries you to bed instead of waking you up?
What do you mean, he actually remembers things that you told him?
What do you mean, he stays with you, because you are scared and you asked him to?
What do you mean, you don't need to ask?
And for the first time in his life, Tim thinks that it wasn't his fault. He wasn't a bad child. His father was a bad person.
there is nothing more attractive than a man who reads.
Iced vanilla latte with oatmilk :))
rb with your usual coffee order yes this is profoundly boring but i dont CARE i want to KNOW
dick grayson in fanon: sweet silly older brother, pretty but stupid, favourite child, happy robin, basically batman 2.0 but a nice person, his brothers are more skilled and could outpace him but they love him anyways, goody-two-shoes, good relationship with batman, responsible eldest child, mentally stable and supportive
dick grayson in canon:
became robin so he wouldnt commit first degree murder
like all of his appearances young justice season 1 are about how hes a maniac and a genius
leader and strategist of the teen titans
actually Murdered the joker
considered an equal by the worlds most dangerous and deadly mercenary
was literally fired by batman and only really continued working w him because of jason and babs
managed to keep up with angsty new-to-the-job batman
has had so many arguments with bruce its a miracle he hasnt cut him off forever (hes tried though)
can take down the entire teen titans if he wanted despite being the only one of them with no superpowers/abilities
was the definition of angsty teenager
inherits his insane paranoia from bruce
a thread away from breaking the no-kill rule, give him a rest
hes literally feral guys i mean cmon