A Demon That Writes Messages On Your Mirror With Blood But They’re Useful Messages. Like “remember

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

how it feels being 1 of like 50 sane people on radblr rn

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

Definitely not autistic and feminism definitely isn't one of my collect to the point of hoarding special interests

LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer