I Am A Human That Uses Em-dashes

imagine this

your in a school play

Your known for having a great talent for dancing and singing

but…

your role is a background character in which you have no lines and your face isn’t seen because your supposed to blend into the scene by wearing a pitch black morphsuit

the lead actor looks just like you and their alone in their room with no one inside, there is also rope and a cloth behind them that their facing away from

What do you do?

be happy, cause people scare me

srry wrong person

You are someone’s treasured mutual.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

OMG GENSHIN FAN SPOTTED WHO'S YOUR MAIN

VENTI OR ALHAITHAM. I SWITCH BETWEEN THEM

story time!

so i live in dublin, ireland, which is one of the first places to legalize gay marrige and they are very supportive, so the story im about to tell is just supposed to be a joke.

so i was in dublin city center, and i was wearing black jeans, a baggy green day shirt, a black zip up hoodie and converse with stars and constilations on them.

this like 7 y/o points at me and says to their mom, 'is that a homeless person', and the mother, deadpan, replies 'no. i think thats just a gay'

would you buy me a blahaj please? /j

sure/j

lmao i have sayonara end roll by eve stuck in my head

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

so uh will you b my moot? :o

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

bagels

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀