Dumb? Dense? Both

Brain rot pt. 4, Luke a.k.a the fictional child I would adopt immediately.

What pet names the obey me brothers use

Lucifer

- Darling

- Dearest / Dear

- My little pet / Pet

- Little one

Mammon

- Treasure

- Babe

- Doll face

- Lucky charm

- Sexy

Levi

To be honest I can’t see him using pet names maybe try to use one once or twice but nothing consistent. When he tries it would probably be along the lines of

- Henry

- Pog champ

- Hime-sama

- Schmoopy

Satan

- beloved

- kitten

- my love

- Kitty

- Light of my life

- My dearest

Asmo

basically if it’s a cute pet name he’ll use it some of his favorites are

- sexy

- Beautiful

- Pookie

- Darling

- Cutie pie

- Princess

- Hot stuff

- Boo

Beel

- Cupcake

- Muffin

- Honey

- Hon / Hun

- Bunbun

- Bunny / Honey bun

Belphie

- Starlight

- Star

- Moon pie

- Cuddles

- Nuzzle Nuz

- My favorite pillow

Obey me brain rot chockhold pt. 2

The votes came in and I delivered hopefully, so here’s obey me brain rot pt. 3

Guys if anyone has a link or a video of the obey me concert from the other day please send me a link or let me know where to find it. I didn’t realize it would be this hard to find the day after.

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

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Now I’m 25 and the corn are also still very crunchy!!!!!!

I’m pretty sure cup noodles are only supposed to cook for 3 minutes….it’s been 24 years and I think the corn is still crunchy. I am a 24 year old cup noodle with crunchy corn, I’m not proud of it but what else is there to be at this point.

So MHA is definitely giving me alot of inspiration for more collages I’ve made a lot but I thought I’d drop them when I had more than a few done

Since I feel like sharing my headcanons was insanely fun I’m going to be doing more! So same as before here are some more. sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors I’m having fun

MORE Random And Oddly Specific Obey Me Headcanons

Familiar Edition

All of the brothers familiars are very attached to MC however mammons Crows are the most attached to MC sometimes choosing her side over his side.

I can see MC walking back from RAD noticing a demons really pretty hair pin saying they wish they had that hairpin, later that night a crow is tapping on MCs window with a hair pin as a gift and surprise it’s the exact one she was wanting.

Contrary to popular belief I think Asmodeus familiars would be only animals he sees as beautiful and unfortunately for MCs with Arachnophobia and/or Entomophobia (like myself) most of them are surprisingly (or unsurprising) Scorpions and Spiders like peacock jumping spiders are his personal favorites he finds their colors and eyes so beautiful. And another unfortunate (or fortunate) thing depending on your views of bugs or arachnids is Devildom spiders and scorpions are big like much bigger than ones from the human realm like Australia sizes (if you know you know)

Asmo might try to help MC with any sort of Arachnophobia by showing them some of his most colorful and cutest familiars they all love her so they’ll show off all of their cool patterns or dance, but if Asmodeus senses any once of fear from MC he’ll try to find another way to introduce them to you getting an idea of maybe dressing them up in tiny clothes would work (spoiler it did not)

I know alot of people think that Lucifer’s familiar would be either Cerberus or a peacock like his animal counterpart but I think it’s much more of a he doesn’t have an “official familiar” he tends to help his brothers care of their familiars (he’s a hard working single father of 6 boys)

Satans familiars are cats I will not explain there’s no need to

Beel much like Lucifer no official familiar but he does seem to have a fondness for cows. No Beel hamburgers can’t be familiars unfortunately.

Levi has 3; Henry 1.0, Lotan, and one very timid koi fish he found in the garden pond he thought about having it and Henry 2.0 share a tank but quickly found out putting them in the same tank is asking for trouble. And no Henry 2.0 is not a familiar that’s his best friend not some animal.

Belphie has a familiar surprise! It’s not a cow, it’s not a cat, and it’s not a bat. It’s actually a tortoise he found on his way to RAD one day he thought it was cute keeping pace with his slow sleepy steps and actually bit Lucifer when he first saw him, and then ate part of his uniform as well so for belphie he was in love with the little guy.