Would Anyone Be Interested In Some Random Headcannons About My Newest Hyper Fixation?

What pet names the obey me brothers use

Lucifer

- Darling

- Dearest / Dear

- My little pet / Pet

- Little one

Mammon

- Treasure

- Babe

- Doll face

- Lucky charm

- Sexy

Levi

To be honest I can’t see him using pet names maybe try to use one once or twice but nothing consistent. When he tries it would probably be along the lines of

- Henry

- Pog champ

- Hime-sama

- Schmoopy

Satan

- beloved

- kitten

- my love

- Kitty

- Light of my life

- My dearest

Asmo

basically if it’s a cute pet name he’ll use it some of his favorites are

- sexy

- Beautiful

- Pookie

- Darling

- Cutie pie

- Princess

- Hot stuff

- Boo

Beel

- Cupcake

- Muffin

- Honey

- Hon / Hun

- Bunbun

- Bunny / Honey bun

Belphie

- Starlight

- Star

- Moon pie

- Cuddles

- Nuzzle Nuz

- My favorite pillow

Forgot to update I’m now 26 and still on the crunchy side however in some parts are getting soggy!

I’m pretty sure cup noodles are only supposed to cook for 3 minutes….it’s been 24 years and I think the corn is still crunchy. I am a 24 year old cup noodle with crunchy corn, I’m not proud of it but what else is there to be at this point.

Hey everyone just wanted to give you all a heads up I’m working on some more stuff and one of them is super long so be ready, I think it’ll be best to break it up into parts one for the brothers and another for the side characters but tell me what you think is best.

Who else is crying about the obey me game? They said it’s not the end of obey me but everything they post and the fact they aren’t telling us anything about what “they have in the works” leads me to believe they’re dropping the series and leaving it to slowly fade.

Just downloaded Nightbringer wish me luck I think I’ll need it…….

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Satnyan is a 1000x better nickname for Satan than Tannie! I will die on this hill

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Who wants another random head cannon?

I feel like the salt circle theory was never fully tested, Solomon said it was a thing and of course the brothers wanted to test it so Solomon made a salt circle but when any of them tried passing into a salt circle Solomon added a curse shocked the brothers whenever they got close (just a not so mild zap basic shock collar idea) Satan later found out that it’s a superstition from the human realm (probably tested it himself and had no trouble) but didn’t tell any of his brothers because why not see how long it takes the others (especially Lucifer) to find out.

So I’m still trying to figure out what spam liking is and im still not totally clear, but if I’ve ever spam liked your stuff just know I’m not trying to be a bother or anything I just truly love your work so if it bothers you please let me know. Like i might’ve mentioned before I believe like spamming got me blocked from reading fics from someone’s blog I really liked and i can only image it’s from like spamming (i never spoke to them or sent them anything or even commented on their stuff). But I’m rambling I just needed to ramble and apologize.

Hey y’all I’m sorry but I’m dumb and just found something out and I have to scream into the void of the internet for a second

WHEN WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME YUSUKE KITAGAWA IS VOICED MY MATTHEW FUCKING MERCER!!!!!!!!!