“dream and punz have a size kink imagine them with someone shorter -“ IMAGINE SAPNAP WITH A SHORT READER
your 5 foot tall (tots not projecting) and he goes insane. constantly made fun for his height that he just got used to it but something hit him when he saw you.
you met on bumble (bc ik that man would use bumble bc the validation of the women picking him) neither of ur bios or conversations involved ur heights bc u knew it was unlikely he’d be smaller. u went to an arcade on ur first date.
WHEN THIS MAN SAW U HE WENT FERAL INSIDE.
ur both the shy types and got along due to being ultra competitive. he would laugh at u for needing to jump during the basketball hoop game. u both got sushi afterwards at his favourite sushi place in the area and then u both sat and talked.
he’d bend down to hear you. HED BEND DOWN TO HEAR YOU
u both wanted to have sex but also wanted a second date bc u really liked each other (not saying u can’t do both but standards for relationships r crazy) u both decided to just make out.
u were on his lap, grinding against him. he love how little ur short body felt, u were still shorter than he was considering he has a large torso to leg radio.
(for reference him and dream have the same torso length but sap just has short legs.)
“so pretty sweetie, look at you trying to move your little body against my cock.”
when u both end up having sex, he towers over u. he would SO line up his dick and thrust on ur stomach to see how deep he can go.
HE GETS IT ALL IN. lets u take it for a bit. then he’s just go wild. ur small hands grabbing his biceps to stabilise urself. he loves doing shit that make you fold.
“so small yet has such a big ass.” even if it’s not true this man would hype up ur butt.
he’d get so into it when in doggy. that when on his knees, he’d get one up and be in the ‘proposal’ position. and just go crazy. watching u shake.
“your so small darling, keep taking me like a good fucktoy.”
at the end of the day i go feral over sapnap
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I honestly have nothing constructive to add this is all correct
wait i wanna talk about sapnap being hot the hottest pictures of him were all like around the time when he first face revealed brooo I miss that haircut so bad
he’s always been hot he always looks so good but his haircut last year???? superb. the fluffiness,, it looked so pullable. do not get me wrong i’d just as much enjoy pulling his hair rn but god this man has never seen a non attractive day in his life
dream x reader
summary: you’re dream’s girlfriend and you want him to call you mommy but he’s a cocky asshole
warnings: NSFW, afab reader, switch but mainly sub!reader, switch but mainly dom!dream, mommy kink, oral sex (f and m receiving), fingering, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), “good boy”, use of word slut, degradation, overstimulation if you squint, breeding kink, use of dream’s real name, thigh riding, just pure filth
wc: 2004
A/N: I have never written smut before be nice to me (but criticisms are welcome and appreciated:)) also I had fun writing this so if you like it and want to submit requests that’d be cool!!
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