submitted by: @bisexualdragon-lord
Okay so high school sports AU where Jack is a hockey player with the nickname ‘Jack Frost’ because of his talents and Merida is the star archer. They never cross paths because different seasons and stuff, but Punz drags Merida to one of her gymnastics meets and Astrid is also on the team so Hiccup brings Jack to the same meet. And of course Jack and Merida are huge on school spirit and they both start screaming and yelling for their school and soon they’re both forcibly dragged out for really graphic threats and insults to the other team. Since the meet isn’t over and they both rode there with other people they have to sit out there with each other and of course they start talking. And once they start talking they start fighting mainly about what’s better hockey or archery. Soon they’re yelling again and Hiccup, Punz, and Astrid walk out and have to physically pull them apart. When they see each other in school again they both roll their eyes and make faces at each other. But Hiccup and Astrid became friends with Punz and so now they’re all sitting at the same lunch table. They try to avoid conversation with each other but soon they can’t help but talk about their rival schools and how much they suck at whatever sport and who they think will win this sports game or that championship. And before long lunch is over and they’ve made plans to go to all these games together. And at Jack’s first hockey game of the season Merida is in the crowd with Jack’s jersey number face painted on her cheek. In the locker room the guys poke fun at him and ask if she’s his girlfriend and he’s blushing like crazy because he totally wishes she was his girlfriend. Then the team wins and she crashes him into this giant bear hug and all he can think about is how much he wants to kiss her. And of course he confides all this in Hiccup who confides it all in Astrid who talks about it with Punz since Merida’s been confiding all her feelings for Jack in her and soon the three of them are scheming how to get them together. In the end they end up switching Jack’s jersey and Merida’s sweatshirt and she doesn’t notice wearing it to school and suddenly everyone thinks they’re dating and the guy’s on Jack’s team are like ‘dude, why didn’t you tell us?’ and he’s like 'what?’ then he sees Merida still unaware she’s wearing his jersey because obviously at school she’s a total zombie. SO he walks over and makes a joke like 'so you decided to become my girlfriend and not tell me?’ and she gets so shocked and embarrassed and can’t even talk and so he points to his jersey. Then she’s looking down and getting surprised all over again and he just says 'its ok you’re cuter in it anyways’ and suddenly Merida’s not the only one blushing and of course after that they start dating.
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ngl, this one is particularly chaotic (coming this weeeeekennnddd)
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