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After El viewing young Billy and then young Max… I think something like this will probably happen.

You are your mother’s child.

I love how I ended up calling this “A Longing Desire”

a longing desire to KISS EACH OTHER ‼️‼️‼️‼️

ok jokes aside I’m very proud of this. It’s been a while since I’ve been able to say this but I feel like I’m intruding in on a private moment between them. I mean..

The looks, the way they’re posed, the lighting I’m sorry I can’t get over how this turned out 😭

enjoy some sweet DND byler :)

Quote of the Episode

"Grodd hate banana" -a seriously pissed off gorilla. I mean, I don't blame him, stereotypes suck.

Over 150 years ago a group of anonymous Japanese artists created a 34-ft long scroll titled He-Gassen (屁合戦), literally: “Fart Battle.”  It was created during the Edo Period (probably around 1846) in Japan and consists of roughly 15 different scenes depicting people directing their farts at other people or objects. There are people farting at each other. There are people farting through objects. There are people combating farts with fans. There are bags of farts being released. Trees and cats get blown away by farts. And the scroll culminates with a divine gust of flatulence knocking over a ceremony and causing complete and utter chaos.

So I got bonkers obsessed with BG3 and while this isn't a BG3/D&D AU(which I might do a bit later), I did start thinking about fantasy byler again.

The Lore of this particular AU:

Will and Mike are childhood best friends in a peasant town. Mike is a human son of a merchant, and Will is a half elf in hiding. Maybe he has some kind of special power or is favored by a god making him a target for multiple assassins' and groups of interest hunt for him in order to use his power. Joyce, finally thinking she could let her guard down, was able to live with Will in that quiet town for six years until one of those hunters found them and destroyed the whole town causing Mike to take Will in order to keep him safe from the kidnappers. They would be 12 y/os on the run that meet the rest of the gang on their adventures in different areas. Maybe El and Will are connected through dreams and their goal is to find her so that they can get whichever power Will has out of him. Or maybe both El and Will lived in the same town protected by Joyce but El got kidnapped but Will and Mike managed to escape and they want to get her back or something. Anyway, at first it was Mike attempting to swordfight, often badly, but slowly becoming an adept swordmaster through experience and mentors while Will, wanting to be able to help Mike, would study as a cleric to be able to patch him up after he keeps fighting till he's half dead on instinct.

Thinking about how the turns would table after five years of traveling together and growing stronger where Will can finally properly help Mike after of all the years of him keeping them both alive.

But also yeah I keep thinking about Swordsman Mike that just keeps rolling very low all the time. Maybe something cursed him early in life? Something about luck or perception. Someone help me make magic ADHD.

grabbing lunch from earth-50101 before saving the multiverse🍟

literally though zackisontumblr could make a post that just says “z” or something and he would still get 40,000 something notes

But wait, imagine if it was part of the Sailor Scouts. "Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Jupiter! Sailor Mars!" all graceful and shit, and then fucking "Sailor George" shows up, the only man in the group with lots of fuzz on his body and a little beer belly, but still in the Sailor Scouts uniform. And, like, Tuxedo Mask feels like Sailor George is his rival for Sailor Moon's heart, but doesn't want everyone to know he's insecure even though it's obvious, and Sailor George just doesn't give a shit about anything.

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE