What If Someone Got Bitten By A Vampire, But Didn’t Realize It. So Then They Go Around And Keep Misidentifying

Thor: Ah Khonshu! It has been too long since I saw you last.

Khonshu, muttering: Not long enough you little shit. You bit me.

Thor: Admittedly, I was 5 and thought you were a chicken.

Khonshu: I hate you.

oh! I have to tell you guys a great story one of my professors told me. So he has a friend who is involved in these Shakespeare outreach programs where they try to bring Shakespeare and live theatre to poor and underprivileged groups and teach them about English literature and performing arts and such. On one of their tours they stopped at a young offenders institute for women and they put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet for a group of 16-17 year old girls. It was all going really well and the girls were enjoying and laughing through the first half - because really, the first half is pretty much a comedy - but as the play went on, things started to get quiet. Real quiet. Then it got up to the suicide scene and mutterings broke out and all the girls were nudging each other and looking distressed, and as this teacher observed them, he realised - they didn’t know how the play ended. These girls had never been exposed to the story of Romeo and Juliet before, something which he thought was impossible given how ubiquitous it is in our culture. I mean, the prologue even gives the ending away, but of course it doesn’t specify exactly how the whole “take their life” thing goes down, so these poor girls had no idea what to expect and were sitting there clinging to hope that Romeo would maybe sit down for a damn minute instead of murdering Paris and chugging poison - but BAM he died and they all cried out - and then Juliet WOKE UP and they SCREAMED and by the end of the play they were so upset that a brawl nearly broke out, and that’s the story of how Shakespeare nearly started a riot at a juvenile detention centre

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

I just want a found family like those in books and fiction. Is it too much to ask?

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

You laugh and I agree

That this thing got the best of me

(Malmo- Mook)

Happy April 13th.