Genericfangirl57 - Why Am I Here

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i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Very unphotogenic cats that will make you laugh out loud

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

he comin’

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.