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Lyrics to Double Dick Rick

Gather ‘round boys and girls…It’s time for the Ballad of Double Dick Rick

There once was a man named Rick who had one penis Till a cursed day when he found a genie in a bottle When he asked- *interrupted* Until the genie He asked a genie for just one thing It was to be a better lover Genie who didn’t really understand anatomy ishouldbestrummingdownhereandnotuphere The genie was confused ‘cause he thought he was good enough but then he *mumbling* another penis Rick was happy at first until he discovered that… There was another doooong It was installed upside down Double Dick Rick is double the fun except for him

Just a few highlights from my space folder

Dance off! 

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

do you ever just emerge from some trees questioning your entire existence?

Madrid desde el Cielo | by Javier de la Torre García.

i vaguely remember someone in the underloid tag asking for this a while back, but i don’t think its actually been done yet?? i’m kinda surprised about that tbh

original song by jonathan coulton, vsq by InvaderSpongebob

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little things about Invader Zim

zim’s skin is liquefied, weaponized, and then used to douse the entire student body

GIR destroys a whole city in search of tacos, along with physically and violently attacking children for candy alone. these are separate episodes and not an isolated event.

Irken Invaders are equipped with self-destruct programs.

Some form of meat is either an obstacle or a tool on multiple occasions

there is a child whose name is The Letter M

Zim receives a beating heart as a Christmas donation from complete strangers passing him on the street

it makes sense that nobody would believe Zim is an alien, considering the characters of Pigboy and Shunk Wugga

Minimoose just… appears

Keef’s head absorbs milk.

Zim yelled “my tallest” for three hours and apparently nobody tried to end the transmission but instead wait for him to stop

Walnuts apparently ruined the 3D budget

The whole skool is hypnotized by a pimple

PEEPI

the general concept of Bolognius Maximus

a man trapped in a costume with the zipper stuck is considered an urban legend akin to bigfoot

Poop Dog

the fart noises that punctuate the dialogue every so often, especially during small interjections from characters

Professor Membrane has a grudge against Santa

characters frequently going wall-eyed

the cat chorus during Zim’s speech in FBI Warning of Doom

the entire episode of Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars

Zim attempting to weaponize Christmas is remembered two million years after the fact

Bloody GIR in general

Zim canonically traps strangers in conversation in which he vents about his frustrations. It is entirely plausible Zim would use Omegle.

Zim’s escape plan in Frycook What Came from All That Space

GIR’s form at the end of Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom

it is implied Zim is at least a century older than Dib and the other children, but repeatedly assaults/tortures them.

dysfunctional robots with no concept of right or wrong or even with a clear goal as robots attempt to eat a child. upon being thwarted, they attempt to murder Zim.

One of the Tallest VAs begged Jhonen to kill the Tallest in Backseat Drivers

Dib has successfully raised the dead on at least one occasion and Professor Membrane acknowledges this

“piggy piggy piggy piggy”