This Is Kjell Lindgren. He’s A NASA Astronaut Who Just Got Back From 5 Months On The International

I Am Okay, & an Apology

I would like to apologise for the hassle that was last night. For those of you who missed the tweets, I am okay. I’m not sure of what else to say.

I am overwhelmed at the response of what happened. I didn’t want this to happen. I apologise for the inconvenience that is me.

I will hopefully continue to be okay for a little while, so please do not worry about me.

So, just for clarification: I am in an okay headspace, and I feel as safe and as comfortable as I can.

Once again, I apologise for all of the hassle. I won’t mention it if there is a next time, just so no one has to go out of their way.

- Jaxon

Madrid desde el Cielo | by Javier de la Torre García.

by Chang youl Park

Lyrics to Double Dick Rick

Gather ‘round boys and girls…It’s time for the Ballad of Double Dick Rick

There once was a man named Rick who had one penis Till a cursed day when he found a genie in a bottle When he asked- *interrupted* Until the genie He asked a genie for just one thing It was to be a better lover Genie who didn’t really understand anatomy ishouldbestrummingdownhereandnotuphere The genie was confused ‘cause he thought he was good enough but then he *mumbling* another penis Rick was happy at first until he discovered that… There was another doooong It was installed upside down Double Dick Rick is double the fun except for him

I drew actualagentmothman (aka Dib) because I love that blog so much 👽 Dib your hair is great Go check it out and zimhuman as well Such quality aaa

i vaguely remember someone in the underloid tag asking for this a while back, but i don’t think its actually been done yet?? i’m kinda surprised about that tbh

original song by jonathan coulton, vsq by InvaderSpongebob

You’re gonna have a good time

Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key

Different types of alien beings described by witnesses around the World