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DAIKEN ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

ICHIJOUJI KEN & MOTOMIYA DAISUKE

General:

Rate the Ship - They are the OTP to rule all other OTPs. I will accept no other option. Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Forever. They’re soulmates.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - If they weren’t in love before they Jogressed, they certainly were afterward.

How was their first kiss? - Messy and stupid and spur of the moment because Daisuke exists.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Ken, but he barely beat Daisuke to the punch.

Who is the best man/men? - It was a really small ceremony, so they didn’t have any Best Men. The important thing is that Wormmon is the flower bearer and V-mon is the ring bearer.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)?

Who did the most planning? - Ken

Who stressed the most? - Ken

How fancy was the ceremony? - Like a two or three. They don’t need anything fancy as long as they have each other. Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - They argued over whether to invite Takeru, but Ken insisted Daisuke shouldn’t let a silly childhood grudge prevent one of their closest friends from attending their wedding. In the end Ken won, and as expected, Takeru was nothing but nice. Really, though, these are two of the most warm-hearted people ever, so there wasn’t anyone they legitimately chose not to invite, even though they kept it small.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Usually Daisuke, but they switch it up.

Who is the one to instigate things? - 50/50

How healthy is their sex life? - Probably not super healthy at first because Ken’s still fucked up in the head, but Daisuke is more than willing to help him sort out his trauma. Once they get that sorted out, they’re having sex all the time. Daisuke is very physically affectionate, and while it takes Ken a while to warm up to people, physical touch is also very important to him. Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - “Might try some butt stuff and toys” LOL. THEY’RE GAY! ALL THEY DO IS BUTT STUFF. Okay, but seriously, probably around a six or seven. They definitely do some bondage…and stuff… Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Should I break out my timer?

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Ken always wants things to be equal, but Daisuke is ridiculously giving and is more than willing to forego his own orgasm(s) to please Ken.

How rough are they in bed? - Yes. To all of these options. They have a wide range and enjoy any variation from making love to fucking against a wall. Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - As already stated, they’re both very physically people. Daisuke is super affectionate, and Ken is basically the biggest cuddler you’ll ever meet. They’re a fucking ten here. No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Zero. They gay.

How many children will they adopt? - Maybe one or two.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Let’s be real…probably Ken. Daisuke is super forgetful but will do them without complaint if reminded.

Who is the stricter parent? - Ken

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ken

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Ken

Who is the more loved parent? - Daisuke lets them get away with more, but Ken is the more nurturing. Could go either way.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Ken

Who cried the most at graduation? - Ken

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Daisuke. Also, Ken is scary when he’s angry.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Daisuke. Obviously.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ken

Who does the grocery shopping? - Daisuke

How often do they bake desserts? - Well, Daisuke likes to pamper Ken, so more often than they should.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Daisuke is more into meat while Ken is more of a salad eater. Generally, though, they compromise well.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Daisuke. Food is how he shows his love.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Daisuke. He just really loves food.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - 100% Ken. He’s no longer allowed in the kitchen.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Ken

Who is really against chores? - Daisuke

Who cleans up after the pets? - Daisuke. He’s the ridiculous one who thought they need an entire hoard of puppies, after all. Which makes it his responsibility. (This may be a point of contention…)

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Daisuke

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ken

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Daisuke. He also immediately stopped cleaning to run and tell Ken about it because it was very exciting.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Ken, partially at Daisuke’s insistence that it’s important for him to relax and let the bath wash away the day’s stress.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Daisuke

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Ken likes to decorate a little for Christmas because his family did growing up, and of course they decorate for New Year’s. Generally, they do minimal decorations for the major Japanese holidays.

What are their goals for the relationship? - I mean, what more is there than what they already have? They love each other unconditionally, support and encourage each other’s dreams, and are always honest with each other. Probably the biggest thing they need to work on is communication because Ken still blames himself for everything and Daisuke has low self-esteem and hates admitting when something has hurt his feelings, but they’re getting better, dammit.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Daisuke

Who plays the most pranks? - Daisuke

DAFFY DUCK SAW DUCKS. THIS SO CUTE. IM SOBBING.

Hey! I am trying to motivate you 😅

King Ryuusei “Ryo” Hagane I

Age/Role/Nicknames:

49 years old

Director of the WBBA

King of the Kingdom of Japan

Mr. Director (by the WBBA)

Boss (by the Beylin Temple)

Personality:

Pure evil, disgusting, and eerily charming

Very tactical and intimidating

Knows exactly what he wants and how to get it

Can get angry easily

Relationships:

Queen Gloria (dead): wife

Gingka: estranged son

King Xing Fu & King Zhang Wei: former rivals

Beylin Temple & WBBA Agents: employees

Abilities:

Pretty good at fighting

An advanced liar and serial killer

A former assassin

Miscellaneous:

Wants the Metal Throne but is not eligible for it so he manipulates people

Physical abuses Gingka

Killed King’s sister and father

Started the civil war in China

Commits murder as the Eternal Phoenix

Straight

byclair always ganging up on mike

Rewatching Mermaid Melody on Youtube. I’ve reached eternal happiness

Prince Aguma I (of Shenzhen)

Age/Role/Nicknames:

26 years old

Crowned Prince of the Kingdom of South China

Agu (by Tithi as a baby)

Brother (by Bao)

Mi alma/Mi amor/Carino (by Dynamis)

Personality:

Gentle giant

Very confident, resourceful, and intelligent

Can be mean and impolite and tends to look down on people (literally & figuratively)

Likes to put an emphasis on his family members

Usually intimidates others just by his size

Relationships:

King Xing Fu: father

Queen Lai Fan: mother

King Zhang Wei: uncle

Queen Li Jing: aunt

Bao: younger brother

Dashan: cousin/enemy

Mei Mei: cousin/enemy

Dynamis: childhood friend/longtime boyfriend/fiancé

Tithi: close friend

Isabella: former babysitter

Other WBBA Agents: friends

Beylin Temple: enemies

Abilities:

Skilled martial artist

Third-degree black belt in karate

Indestructibility, magnetism, telekinesis, and mind-warping/illusions

Great public speaker

Fluent in Japanese, English, Mandarin, Cantonese, and Spanish

Miscellaneous:

Took him until he was 14 years old to ask out Dynamis even though they’ve known each other since they were five

Used to live with Dynamis and Tithi in Barranquilla while China had a civil war

Has always shipped Masamune and Bao together

Queer

Toby/ Faust

Age/Role/Nicknames:

24 years old

Beylin Temple Agent

Tobias (by Dashan)

Mr. Tickity Tock (by Yuu and Tithi)

Personality:

Under mind control: rude, impolite, quick tempered, and aggressive

Under release: forgiving, kind, optimistic, and friendly

Likes to bake desserts with Damian sometimes

Is seen as the Voice of Reason

Relationships:

King Ryo: employer

Dashan: team leader

Damian & Jack: good friends

Zeo: secret boyfriend

Beylin Temple: friends

WBBA Agents: enemies

Abilities:

Skilled martial artist

Intelligence is almost as high as Yuki’s

Time & Space

Fluent in Japanese and English

Miscellaneous:

Motivation: To get Zeo healed from his disability

Transforms into Faust whenever he has to fight or feels threatened

Likes hearing Jack’s artistic rants

Likes to listen to classical music

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Also, you mean to tell me that I am the only one who saw Aguma and Dynamis as a ship??? Them. THESE TWO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

If it wasn’t for Dynamis’s gay, non gender conforming ass, then Aguma would have never joined them. He took one look at the prophet and immediately fell for him. And I was the only one who thought... GAAAAAAYYYYYY

(Why do they look like proud parents in the second pic?)