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pretty boy
swerve gets investigated for HR violations during maid night.
desk jockey
meme attack!
They’re doing well
FUCKING PANCAKE 😭
so I was doing this lil TikTok thing for fun
And like every thing was pretty normal (mostly interesting portraits of people which makes sense as I primarily use the site to find art references) until I typed in the last one (I’m aroace so I was particularly interested on what assumptions the internet has made about me) when it showed me two very aesthetic people and-
And yeah… can’t argue with that one. You May Not Like It, but This Is What Peak Performance Looks Like:
CAN WE PLEASE GET BEEF BETWEEN THIS POOR ELEPHANT AND SHOCKWAVE
Some oldddddd Blitzies cuz tfa in my head every damn day and i still like these drawings
Volkswagen Schwimmwagen. The main light amphibious vehicle used by the German army in WW2 and the most-produced amphibious car in history
I don't usually draw very finished pictures... Because I don't usually have that much time, and I can't draw it. (Laughs)I'm just a rookie.
Anyway, I hope to do something for blitznut, after all, I like this ship and its club very much.
tf dooooodling~~!!!
air jail for Max time
(self indulgent bullshit. I’ve never drawn my actual self with him and figured it was time)
what sort of mischief do the Terrans get up to? :-?
All kinds!
Twitch
When Twitch was first taken in she would cry a lot. Her screeching made it impossible for the rest of the autobots to sleep (except chromia).
Twitch liked to get into stuff and take things see deemed pretty, Ratchet would often find his tools missing
She’s in the walls… SHES IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!
She scratches. And hisses. All things autobots don’t find appealing but something Scavenger encourages. The
She used to have a bad habit of trying to take off into the ground bridge.
Most of her mischievous behavior stop when she gets older. She’s still as energetic and curious as ever. But now she wants to follow more rules and learn how she better the lives of human, Terran and cybertronian.
Nightshade
Nightshade was an elusive Terran. Often being spotted by the autobots but nearly impossible to catch. This is how they discovered nightshade was very smart. The Autobots set a trap, when they looked back at it, the trap was completely dismantled, many parts were missing. So instead they just stared leave machine parts fit Nightshade to find.
Twitch convince Nightshade to come with them. They agreed but Nightshade was slightly aggressive towards the other bots.
Nightshade took an interest in Optimus and stated crawling all over him. Ratchet tried to stop that behavior but Optimus told him to lay off.
Also scratches and hisses
Gets frustrated and cries, they try very hard to hold back tears but it never works.
Nightshades inventions can be destructive. Trial and error is their motto.
They are generally the most well behaved Terran if not sometimes a little sassy. Very eager to help and learn. Especially discovering more about their species.
Jawbreaker
Jawbreaker used to be a very clingy sparklings. He demanded almost all of Kilo’s attention. Pretty much attached at the hip. Kilo didn’t have time to do much else and especially didn’t have time to spend with Megs. This pissed Megatron off greatly.
In the beginning Jb used to be deathly afraid of Megatron (for good reason, Jb could feel he didn’t like him). Leading to a lot of crying and Jb running to Kilo’s side. Megs often felt like he was being kicked out of his own quarters (because he was).
Jb is very big and would try to get into spaces he could. Often getting stuck.
Turn around for 5 seconds and he’s gone. Jb likes to explore. Pretty fast 💨 very quiet
Sure, he doesn’t have classes and isn’t the most destructive Terran but, He bites. Hard. Mostly when he’s excited too, so it’s not even him being angry. He just… does it. Lucky this behavior has stopped when he got older.
Special addition Thrash!
He used to be able to fit in the Malto household. But pretty quickly that changed. He’ll still try to get in and his siblings usual try to let him in (monstly Moe.)
He gets zoomies. Very destructive when he bumps into things.
Has repeatedly gotten stuck in trees
jumps off cliffs (also repeatedly.)
He can sometimes be a bit of a wuss
Home schooling Thrash is more work then Alex could have ever realized
Thrash is apart of the Malto family. He’s good but gets lonely sometimes. He knows something’s or someone’s out there calling too him. Lucky for the Maltos he makes it know before he goes out exploring in his own.
king of the junjle the jungle
what sort of mischief do the Terrans get up to? :-?
All kinds!
Twitch
When Twitch was first taken in she would cry a lot. Her screeching made it impossible for the rest of the autobots to sleep (except chromia).
Twitch liked to get into stuff and take things see deemed pretty, Ratchet would often find his tools missing
She’s in the walls… SHES IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!
She scratches. And hisses. All things autobots don’t find appealing but something Scavenger encourages. The
She used to have a bad habit of trying to take off into the ground bridge.
Most of her mischievous behavior stop when she gets older. She’s still as energetic and curious as ever. But now she wants to follow more rules and learn how she better the lives of human, Terran and cybertronian.
Nightshade
Nightshade was an elusive Terran. Often being spotted by the autobots but nearly impossible to catch. This is how they discovered nightshade was very smart. The Autobots set a trap, when they looked back at it, the trap was completely dismantled, many parts were missing. So instead they just stared leave machine parts fit Nightshade to find.
Twitch convince Nightshade to come with them. They agreed but Nightshade was slightly aggressive towards the other bots.
Nightshade took an interest in Optimus and stated crawling all over him. Ratchet tried to stop that behavior but Optimus told him to lay off.
Also scratches and hisses
Gets frustrated and cries, they try very hard to hold back tears but it never works.
Nightshades inventions can be destructive. Trial and error is their motto.
They are generally the most well behaved Terran if not sometimes a little sassy. Very eager to help and learn. Especially discovering more about their species.
Jawbreaker
Jawbreaker used to be a very clingy sparklings. He demanded almost all of Kilo’s attention. Pretty much attached at the hip. Kilo didn’t have time to do much else and especially didn’t have time to spend with Megs. This pissed Megatron off greatly.
In the beginning Jb used to be deathly afraid of Megatron (for good reason, Jb could feel he didn’t like him). Leading to a lot of crying and Jb running to Kilo’s side. Megs often felt like he was being kicked out of his own quarters (because he was).
Jb is very big and would try to get into spaces he could. Often getting stuck.
Turn around for 5 seconds and he’s gone. Jb likes to explore. Pretty fast 💨 very quiet
Sure, he doesn’t have classes and isn’t the most destructive Terran but, He bites. Hard. Mostly when he’s excited too, so it’s not even him being angry. He just… does it. Lucky this behavior has stopped when he got older.
Special addition Thrash!
He used to be able to fit in the Malto household. But pretty quickly that changed. He’ll still try to get in and his siblings usual try to let him in (monstly Moe.)
He gets zoomies. Very destructive when he bumps into things.
Has repeatedly gotten stuck in trees
jumps off cliffs (also repeatedly.)
He can sometimes be a bit of a wuss
Home schooling Thrash is more work then Alex could have ever realized
Thrash is apart of the Malto family. He’s good but gets lonely sometimes. He knows something’s or someone’s out there calling too him. Lucky for the Maltos he makes it know before he goes out exploring in his own.
Doodl
"ultra magfish"
"MEGALODON"
It was funnier in my head
Biblically accurate Rodimus
self explanatory
Back on my bullshit
Pt. 1 - Pt. 2 - Pt. 3
am I right or am I right?
evil transformers be like there is nothing more than meets the eye
rodimus but f1
never over this
dont worry it`s just new anesthesia method
Zydrate Anatomy💉