Kun: alright!! i have 3 cards!!! first ones a joker, second ones a joker, third ones an ace. okay. ace is on top. all you have to tell me where the ace is.
Kun: i take the ace, i put it on the bottom. where is the ace?
Lucas: the bottom??
Kun: WRONG! its the joker.
Kun: so now you say, 'wow, its gotta be on the top then!' NO, ITS ANOTHER JOKER. 'so it has to be in the middle', right? NOPE, 'NOTHER JOKER, SO THEN YOU SAY, 'OH HE DOESNT HAVE AN ACE HES LYING' BUT ITS RIGHT HERE!!! LOOK!!!
Lucas: wh--what??
Kun: NOW!! forget about the ace. forget it. erase it from your mind~ all you have to do is tell me where a joker is. so you think, 'oh its gotta be on top' NOPE its an ace. 'its gotta be in the middle then--' NOPE 'NOTHER ACE. SO THEN--
Kun: --so then you're thinking 'hes lying!! hes obviously got more than 3 cards!! hes an idiot!' but NO, LOOK. ONE, TWO, THREE, you owe me SEVEN DOLLARS NOW.
Lucas: [wheezing]
Kun: NOW FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING WE JUST WENT OVER!!! all you have to do now--is im going to show you this card [a joker] and this card [an ace] so, what is this final card??
Lucas: a---a joker--
Kun, slamming the card down: WRONG, ITS THE KING OF DIAMONDS COME ON!!!!
Lucas, sobbing: WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Kun: YOUJUSTGOTTALISTEN!!!!!
from the lone wolf to leader of voltron. happy birthday keith!
Parallels
Happy Pride month!
Gay? Beautiful and valid
Lesbian? Beautiful and valid
Asexual? Beautiful and valid
Aromantic? Beautiful and valid.
Transgender? Beautiful and valid.
Non binary? Beautiful and valid
Genderqueer? Beautiful and valid.
Demisexual? Beautiful and valid.
Demigender? Beautiful and valid.
Bisexual? Beautiful and valid.
Pansexual? Beautiful and valid.
Polysexual? Beautiful and valid.
Bigender? Beautiful and valid.
Agender? Beautiful and valid.
Trigender? Beautiful and valid.
Multigender? Beautiful and valid.
Genderfluid? Beautiful and valid.
Unsure? Beautiful and valid.
Out? Beautiful and valid.
Not out? Beautiful and valid.
Has your identity changed? Beautiful and valid.
Identify as something I didn’t mention (that is not a MAP or TERF)? beautiful and valid.
best thing I’ve seen in the world of photoshop
The fact that some nct members, barely get any lines.
The fact that they work every day, practicing, and hoping that maybe they will get just a few lines.
The fact that as they are assigned who sings what, they already know not to get their hopes up.
The fact that they have to sit there and watch other members get so many lines while they just get background vocals that you can’t even hear.
The fact that some members trained 3+ years and they can’t even show their talents.
The fact that they left their hometown, families, friends, and risked it ALL. Only to barely get recognition.
The fact that some of y’all are still sleeping on them.
So to Jisung, Kun, Jaemin, Jeno, Chenle, Renjun, Johnny, Taeil, Yuta, and Sicheng, just know we want to hear you sing and show your talent.
And to the members who get a lot of lines keep going, it’s not your fault they don’t get as much.
It’s SM’s poor management that isn’t able to spread love for all members, and only give it to those who they think have a chance.
ALSO @ nct’s managers, next time I notice one of the boys doing something silly and having FUN but then they suddenly stop when they look behind the camera, a major fuck you.
These boys deserve to have fun and show their talent, ALL kpop idols do.
Stop sleeping on talent ! And stop comparing groups & members !
-🍒
OT13 - OH MY!
a wild jimin appears
#0618SHOWNUDAY / HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON HYUNWOO!
I really don’t think any language in the world has enough words that could properly convey how much I love you and how grateful I am that you’re Monsta X’s leader. From the very beginning, you’ve showed great strength and care for your members, going out of your way to make sure they could get the spotlight they deserved even if it meant you would get none. You’ve always shown to everyone that you’re so much more diverse than what they initially thought, that you’re more than just whatever image people know you as. You’re funny, cute, talented and one of the best and brightest leaders I’ve ever seen. Happy Birthday, Shownu!
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hwang hyunjin (the guy who never wakes up and leaves everyone to suffer from his own alarm), han jisung (notorious clutter bug and has enough energy in his body to power a small city), and kim seungmin (won’t hesitate to smack a bitch who so much as looks at him wrong) are all roommates now and i can’t help but wonder who’s gonna die first