Being Audhd Is So Weird Because What Do You Mean I Had A Full Sensory Meltdown And The Only Thing That

Bro im ngl I don’t know my name. I know my name in my heart is Tala Storm. I know my real first name is Matthea. I know my last name (which I’m obvs not saying) but like bro why is having a name so hard. I have no name. I am nothing and everything. I am one with the Mother Earth

I don't have anyone to talk about this

Straight up I have the social skills of a very afraid frequently kicked dog. Please don’t mind me I don’t know how to social

Why isn’t it socially appropriate to say everypuppy instead of everyone :( and don’t say bc not everyone is a puppy, I don’t accept that. Anyways here’s my very short list of words that I like because I am a dog:

Everypuppy

Wagging my tail (referring to little happy wiggles)

Bones/treats (any kind of food that’s yummy but not a meal)

Paws (instead of hands)

Probably more I can’t think of rn..

Officer: “how old are you?”

Me, a person in a derealization episode who has no clue who I am, let alone my age: going to check my ID

The officer will now shoot me for reaching.

If you’re wondering how it is being a poc in America, this post should sum it up pretty well.

My 9 year old kid brother asked me if I thought Steve’s wife from the Minecraft movie was pretty. I said I didn’t see the movie, who is his wife? Motherfucker googled a picture of JASON MOMOA?? I now am wondering if I should see the movie..?

This!!

I can't even watch movies anymore and be normal about it

Ship and let ship mentality fighting so hard w my hatred for incest ships like a starting scene in a pvp fighting game

THIS IS SO REAL. FUCK IT IDC HOW HOT HE IS HES POLITICALLY CORRECT. GO LICK *HIS* BOOT, NOT COPS BOOTS. COME ONN NOW

pope Francis literally rose from the deathbed just to tell JD Vance to eat shit and then died on Easter. a true diva until his end.