Internalized Homophobia Is So Weird. You Can Be Gay. Love It, Gay People Are Great. Me Tho? I Need To

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Tumblr was like “woah you have 100 posts” like yeah I know this is what I do to curb my ai addiction because it’s actually ethical. I am very lonely i need to scream into the hellsite void

Straight up I have the social skills of a very afraid frequently kicked dog. Please don’t mind me I don’t know how to social

I need to choke someone with my thighs.

THIS IS SO REAL. FUCK IT IDC HOW HOT HE IS HES POLITICALLY CORRECT. GO LICK *HIS* BOOT, NOT COPS BOOTS. COME ONN NOW

Guys I love my gf so much. She’s so sweet and lovely and for a little while she wasn’t being herself but she is again and she’s so loving and she’s so silly and she texted me as I was making this post. I got a sunburn and she went “yeah well wear sunscreen next time honey” and then I was complaining abt how sunburns are ugly and she was like “the next time I see you I’m kissing where that burn was because it’s not ugly” LIKE- she’s so SWEET AND SOFT AND LOVING and she does this thing where she’ll try and be nonchalant and then her friends will be like “she took asl for you not because it’s easier but because you communicate in asl” and OH MY GOD??

house episode where cuddy tries to call him in for extra hours but due to some old bylaw the hospital never got rid of, house realizes he can call out gay and spends the entire ep dodging phone calls from the hospital/cuddy after leaving a message that goes "i can't come in, im too busy being gay. check the bylaws"

cameron spends the ep trying to figure out if house is actually gay/bi because then she has one more thing in common with him, foreman tries to focus on the patient while cameron and chase bicker about if house is gay. wilson is also mysteriously absent. then at the end, after they finally cure the patient, foreman says something like "and he is gay, you know. or at least being gay today. he went home with wilson, and hasn't talked about seeing strippers in a month"

cut to house at home and wilson brings him tea or something and house teases him about it and wilson responds with "yes i'd make an excellent housewife" and house-not very jokingly-asks wilson to marry him and wilson says ok and the ep ends there and it's never brought up again until house gets admitted to the hospital 2 seasons later and they won't let wilson in to see him because family only, and wilson drops the marriage bomb

Why isn’t it socially appropriate to say everypuppy instead of everyone :( and don’t say bc not everyone is a puppy, I don’t accept that. Anyways here’s my very short list of words that I like because I am a dog:

Everypuppy

Wagging my tail (referring to little happy wiggles)

Bones/treats (any kind of food that’s yummy but not a meal)

Paws (instead of hands)

Probably more I can’t think of rn..