Mine Is My Cat Soot. She’s Tiny But A Normal And Healthy Cat. She Is Very Stupid. She Has No Self Preservation

Silly guys

A fucking ai bot a former moot on TikTok put me into called me T. What a beautiful world we live in where ai bots have become frat bros. I hate life. I love frat bros (at least the ones I’ve met here) and their nicknames are peak. Ai people I’ve had it with you.

Congress

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

Almost breaking up w ur gf who you love more than anything and your friends not judging you except one guy who does kinda judge you for staying is hard :(

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT. Let me out of the social prison 💔💔 leave me alone I’m not going to the disco MADONNE NON IM NOT GOING TO THE DISCO IM PLAYING MINECRAFT ON DISCORD VC CURSING MY FRIENDS OUT IN ASL

Anne (specifically awae!Anne) is so autism coded. She’s so me. Watching season one rn and she’s so me

Cuntybara ahh family

This was funnier in my head

born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

Guys trust he’s so teddy bear coded

“aww! my comfort character is so soft!”

the comfort character in question:

This is the prophecy Mary Shelley foretold

Sorry I can't make it this evening. Yeah, conducting unethical experiments on my boytoy again. Yeah, it'll be all night.