The Unknown Distance To The Great Beyond, Stares Back At My Grieving Frame

jason is the exact kind of crazy where he absolutely will collect a debt on a 3 month old grudge on some silly shit

bruce: jason...was this really necessary?

jason: i told you if you kept showing up unannounced there would be consequences.

bruce:consequences should not include you blowing your apartment sky high and dropping off the grid for 6 months.

jason: i mean...you say that, but it's feeling like you wont do that shit again.

bruce: i mourned you AGAIN! please stop...stop doing this.

jason: did you cry? and not like one manly tear cry -- i mean that disgusting, snotty,red faced ugly sobbing cry?

bruce:...

jason:...

bruce: yes

jason: lol

Me today

Brucey + Dogs from my GoT au 🤧

When tall-cel says something so monster pilled you have to hit them with the empty pipe stare

cant stop thinking about this video

I'm gonna haunt you in your head

The things we did, the last words I said

me friend: *giving me ideas* me: AH YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN *draws aggressively*

Batman, explaining The Batman Who Laughs to his sidekicks: So, essentially, he's an amalgam of me and the Joker, however, because he's from the Dark Multiverse and thus actually an embodiment of the worst of my fears about myself, my capabilities, and the capabilities of the Joker, he's not actually bound by the same physical and mental limitations of either me or the Joker. In fact, he's not even bound by the same laws of physics as we are, and his continued presence in this universe--

Jason, who stopped listening .00002 seconds after hearing 'an amalgam of me and the Joker':