Btw Every Time I Say 'oaaough' Or Some Variation Of That I Am Trying To Convey This Emotion

KINDA(???) DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE SPOILERS‼️⚠️

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whoever oiled him up, thank you for your service.

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

the feminine urge to slap a man's ass

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

this is so fuckin funny

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➡️ Print novels do not traditionally warn for content in any way.

➡️ Until AO3 came along, fanfiction did not traditionally warn for content in any significant way.

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➡️ Content warnings beyond the minimum are a courtesy, not an obligation.

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➡️ Writers are allowed to use 'Creator chose not to warn' for any reason, including to maintain surprise and avoid spoilers.

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52 card pick up but it's a box of small candy i spilled on the floor

I want to scour every season of DW to find all the Dalek Perspective shots, they make me go hee hoo teehee

i bet the dick is insane