Now 2 Beanie Baby Dragons Are Crossing Your Dash Together :3

i bet the dick is insane

Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

“I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table. Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. And that’s very appealing too. Woman have cellulite. All of them. It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush. Men have silly buttocks. Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say – what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp. Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right? Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule. At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow. I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.”

— What People Really Look Like

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I wholeheartedly believe I can pull Jason Todd…trauma issues and all 🌚.

I hope she doesn't miku the kill me or something

Mlp infection aus go so hard so me and couple of pals ( @ltheoddboy , @ghost-ist , and others who don’t have tumblr) made one of our own!!

I’ll be referring to this au as Audle Posk Infection AU (or Audle Posk AU for short)

Our infection of choice was Swamp Fever, of course, but body horrorofied it some more. It starts from the episode A Health of Information, but fluttershy never found the cure. Zecora chose to rest by her home in the everfree, unaware of what would come from it. You see, animals can get infected too, and carry the pollen on their fur/feathers to others. Feral animals swarmed Ponyville, bringing the virus with them

Via animal transport and how easy it is to get infected through simple contact, the virus quickly began to spread throughout Equestria

The “Audle Posk” is Old Ponish btw!! This user made a very simple translation and comboed it with old english, so felt the desire to make the scientific word for it is that instead of Latin 💅✨ translates to “Disease Of Oak”

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/771938/how-to-speak-old-ponish

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IM CRYING PLEJAHDKD

YOUR gays went to superhell. MY gays went to superheaven. we are not the same.

umm whats your fave hobby

I LIKE TO KILL! AND EAT! EAT! RUN! RUN! CHASE! the thrill of the hunt

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious