On God, He May Have Had Zero PREPARATION But He Was Smart Like If They Did As He Said They Would Have

bambam be the coolest ever

why do you keep posting 😒

not me going full Deepdale into hotd ocs and having three one is alicent and viserys son the other is rhaenyras daughter the third is alicents daughter/child cuz uhhh idc what rules they were using some kids gonna come out weird and not said third child looking like alicent but actually being rhaenyras first child like I'd never do that to an oc never

the fuck is the heel its a goddamn topper like its on the top of both sides of the rest of the bread, like its called a topper (idk if this is a British thing actually it may be a British thing) But like WHO THE FUCK CALLS IT THE CRUST, THE CRUST IS THE STUFF ON THE PUTSIDE OF A BREAD SLICE NOT THE TOPPER (I'm sorry I shouldn't yell in caps)

alright guys uhhh so small like announcement thingy ig about a kit among foxes I will probably start work on the first chapter later on today or Friday and or on Sunday (I do other things Saturday so) but I will try and do some one-shots of things even if they are a lose au I have in my head because when I Nedd to write what's in my head I need a write what's in my head ill be so fr the first thing I write may either be canon to a kit among foxes and its on short elios birth or I'll an au that I have where elio was born much later and so for that au everything stays the same until neils time in the nest and tkm so yeah may not write that but oh well

ONE THING THAT I DO WANNA WRITE THO

is essentially a small au series of it neil had given elio up into stutarts custody but neil still stayed on the run essentially the premises for this au came from the fact I was just like I could make so many aus of if Mary died when neil was 14 instead of when she did die so yay

OMG OMG QUEEN MOTHER WYMACK

I need this in art I'm being so fr I need a queen wymack fanart

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper AU but make it Twinyards

idk my view of bruce's parenting (of dick especially) is informed by the fact that i will always see him as a teen dad. at least with dick. i feel like canon and readers generally agree that bruce would have been a young teenager when dick was born and like... yeah obviously bruce's approach to parenting is going to change. at a certain point he's going to stop being a stupid guy in his early 20s and realise "i can't actually be besties with this child i'm raising and responsible for, and also maybe i should put more supervision into the equation instead of just fully letting him run wild when beating up evildoers at night." and dick would understandably get pissed about it, because at that point he's coincidentally at the age where you want your parents to give you Less supervision and rules! and of course bruce seems like a different, maybe even better parent with the next kids, because 1) that's how it works when you gain parenting experience and 2) bruce was not parenting dick as well as he ought to have been those first few years because he was like 23 and should have been at the club

I live for twinyard angst man, it was really good to read :]

hey do you ever wonder if sometime during his degree aaron took a class about drugs and drug addictions and found out that quitting cold the way he did from the amount of drugs he was on could've killed him. do you ever wonder if andrew knew. do you ever wonder if there's a different timeline where aaron didn't survive the bathroom

THIS those kids are so fucking interesting to me like those four where screwed the moment they were all born, aegon was like most likely an infant when people started to think about him being on the throne instead of rhaenyra like their all so tragic helaena being cursed to know that she and her siblings and children will die is just *chefs kiss* aemond losing his eye due to claiming a dragon agted being bullied for not having one, daeron being sent away to live at old Town not really knowing his siblings all that well but willing to die to protect and avenge his family is just *cries* alicent the mother out living all of her children (and I think grandchildren 2) and hating the colour green, the same colour of the dress she wore to be her own person to defend her children and fight for them

like obviously the team black/team green divide is stupid and missing the point of the dance and like obviously the show is written with a rhaenyra bias but likeeeeeee. HOW can you not be endlessly compelled by how irretrievably doomed the team green kids are. how can you not be intrigued and endeared by how narratively fucked these poor stupid teenagers are. pov: you were born to be a weapon in a civil war started by people who don’t care about you. that is the reason for your existence. you are obviously fated to die young and tragic and everybody knows it. you are a team green kid.

guys plz meet the one and only rabbit josten, he is forever attached to my phone now so wooo

the silly gremlins

silly gay exy players