It’s Me. I’m Bitches.

his voice in this clip makes me tingle LIKE CRAZY 😊

CRUSH (reader x bsf! matt)

MINI SERIES MASTERLIST

SUMMARY. matt is the reader’s best friend, who also happens to be in love with her. although they have a very flirty relationship, he’s not sure if reader reciprocates his feelings. the reader is oblivious to matt’s love for her, and the two never act on their feelings. so for now, it’s just a crush.

***parts in BLUE contain smut

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NINE.

~~~~~~~~~~ | M A S O N M O U N T | ~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~ | M Y I M A G I N E S | ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Baby Fever

- Mason becomes broody as he watches y/n interact with his niece.

Don't Get Up

- Who knew something as innocent as sitting on someone's lap could leave the other person in such a tricky situation?

Don't Make Me Ask Twice

- Growing tired of the lack of attention, Mason decides to shake things up a little.

Do You Want To Play A Game?

- Y/n and Mason's previous activities in his kitchen makes for a very interesting night.

Cheap Perfume And Lipstick Stains

- Y/n announces she wants a divorce.

Fictional Crushes

- A movie night prompts a conversation about their fictional crushes.

Fuck The Stress Away

- After finding his best friend laid on her bedroom floor, severely stressed by her workload, Mason offers up his own services to help relieve some of that tension.

I'm Yours

- Y/n can barely contain her excitement as she watches Mason score the hat trick in today's match.

It's So Obvious That I Want You

- Y/n thinks whoever said that men and women can't be friends was right.

I Want To Watch You Do It

- One of Mason's biggest desires is to watch y/n pleasure herself.

Just A Little Kiss

- A single kiss quickly changes their night.

Just Admit It

- Y/n leaves Mason a little dumbfounded as she accuses him of loving another more than her.

Let's Do Shots

- It's normal to take a body shot off your best friend, right?

Lost In The Fire

- Mason and y/n have sex for the sake of having sex, nothing more. So what happens when Mason wants just that little bit more?

Man's Best Friend

- Y/n surprised Mason with the best birthday present ever.

Meet Me Inside

- Mason can't wait to get home, insisting that y/n meets him in the changing rooms.

Miss You

- Mason realises he's made a mistake in letting y/n go.

Once In A Lifetime Opportunity

- After coming to the agreement that both Mason and his girlfriend would be interested in a threesome, Y/N decides to surprise him with a going-away present before he heads off for international duty.

Stand There And Enjoy It

- Y/n tags along to his GQ shoot.

Starting The Year Off With A Bang

- After Mason grows jealous of another guy, Ben has to be the one who invites y/n to Mason's New Year's Eve bash.

Talk To Me

- Mason can't hide the cuts on his hand as returns home from training.

The First Dance

- Wedding bells are ringing and it's time for y/n and Mason to have their first dance.

Touch Her Again, I Dare You

- Mason can only see red when y/n's ex-boyfriend makes their presence known at the England vs Hungary game.

Touch Me In The Morning As We Wait For The Sun To Come Up

- Based on the song giveuwhatuwant.

Visiting Home

- Mason and y/n sneak up to her bedroom as they visit her parents.

We're A Million Worlds Apart - Part One

- Loosely based on the song, If I Could Tell Her, Mason and y/n are from two vastly different worlds, with her twin brother, Declan, being the only thing that ties them together.

We're A Million Worlds Apart - Part Two

- Mason wakes up in y/n's apartment with the worst hangover, not entirely sure how he got there, but absolutely sure something had changed.

We're Over

- Based off some scenes from Someone Great, Y/N recalls the night she and Mason broke up to her best friends.

Wisdom Teeth

- In a desperate attempt to mend a broken friendship, feelings are spilt under the influence of anaesthesia.

|I F I C O U L D C A L L Y O U H A L F M I N E|

IICCYHM - Part One

- They knew it was wrong, to be swept up in each other's arms, sneaking around, when both of them had caring and loving partners at home.

IICCYHM - Part Two

- And so their game continues.

IICCYHM - Part Three

- With the international break and y/n's demanding job as an up and coming writer, there has been very little time left for our two lovers to find comfort and pleasure in each other's arms. But with Halloween approaching, will they be in store for a trick or a treat?

IICCYHM - Part Four

- It's been nearly three weeks since the 'I love you' incident and y/n doesn't know if she should return back to Mason as she deals with a sudden broken heart.

IICCYHM - Part Five

- Every story has a beginning and this is the beginning of theirs.

IICCYHM - Part Six

- Every tale must come to an end, some have a happy ending, some leave the readers in tears and some leave the reader craving for more.

~~~~~~~~~ | L I T T L E C H I L W E L L | ~~~~~~~~

Little Chilwell - Part One

- Y/n thinks she's being picked up by her brother, Ben, but is annoyed (and a little surprised) when it's Mason who turns up.

Little Chilwell - Part Two

- The morning after Mason picks y/n up, he decides to push the boundaries, teasing her with her own words.

Little Chilwell - Part Three

- After an intense race to gain three points, Mason's cockiness spills off the pitch and into Ben's guest bedroom.

Little Chilwell - Part Four

- Declan just wants a rebound and y/n wants to prove to herself that her previous encounter with Mason has no hold on her.

Little Chilwell - Part Five

- Mason finally enacts the punishment he has for y/n.

Little Chilwell - Part Six

- Ben can only think of his sister's safety after his positive covid test, asking Mason, of all people, if she can stay with him for the time he has to spend in isolation. Surely nothing could go wrong, right?

Little Chilwell - Part Seven

- Mason isn't there to celebrate Y/N's twenty first birthday, in fact, he's there to do the complete opposite.

Little Chilwell - Part Eight

- Y/N has to deal with the fallout after Mason's explosive confession.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | D A D ! M A S O N | ~~~~~~~~~~~~

2+1+?=?

- All of the little moments during y/n's second pregnancy.

Anything For His Little Man

- Mason would do anything for his children, even missing an England game.

He's In My Spot

- To cope with Mason being away, Nathaniel has taken to sleeping on his side of bed.

Matilda's First Game

- Matilda makes her first debut at the Bridge, all kitted out in her very own number nineteen kit.

Never Doubt Your Beauty - Part One

- Y/n doesn't feel as beautiful as she did before giving birth to Matilda and she thinks Mason doesn't either.

Never Doubt Your Beauty - Part Two

- Mason shows y/n just how beautiful he thinks she is.

Rain Rain Go Away

- Mason doesn't want his two favourite girls getting sick from being out in the rain, especially not when y/n is expecting.

She's Fine

- Matilda comes down with her first flu, leading Mason worried that it could become something else and leaving y/n to calm both him and their daughter down.

Three's A Crowd

- With Matilda uncooperative to fall asleep, Mason and y/n have to sacrifice their alone time for the sake of their daughter.

Thinking about Simon doing the “200 reasons why I love her” trend that was on TikTok.

But he sends it while he’s deployed in the middle of the night for you to wake up to. So when he returns home he doesn’t understand why you are showering him with love and basically jumping his limbs when he walks through the front door…

… but hey that man ain’t complaining.

i have an unhealthy obsession

Wife at First Sight

A mini series of drabbles where Simon decides you’re his wife the moment he laid eyes on you

Part one (~800 words)

Part two (~300 words)

Part three (~900 words)

Part four (~600 words)

Part five (2k words)

Part six (2k words)

Part seven 18+ MDNI (2k words)

Main masterlist

I need him… like biblically…

𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙾 ₊˚ෆ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐏!𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒

smut ღ dividers → @bernardsbendystraws ฅ^._.^ฅ

giving nerd Matt his first orgasm

matt sends you a nut video with sound

tying nerd!matt up for fun <3

taking away Matt’s stress

Matt being a pathetic slut

letting Matt fuck you raw for the first time

when Matt is in control

seriously please bring back dry humping

you’re busy, he’s needy. somehow you made it work

riding Matt while his brothers are downstairs

giving Matt his first handjob

titty sucking

after multiple pleas and begs you finally decide to sit on his face

showing your boy how much you love him

Matt wants to play with you

humiliating Matt on camera

“Don’t put it in! I’m serious” you scolded. “I’m sorry baby it slipped” Matt moaned in pleasure.

“Take a picture it’ll last longer” “how about a video? On your knees baby.”

You’ve pissed Matt off and he’s finally reached his limit

“Let’s go together, you know.. to save water”

“You look so good in that suit baby.”

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THE VEINS THE VEEEEEEIIINNSSS