no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking. atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
oh matt please you can say that again.
panties are OFF
Simon “Ghost” Riley
THE VEINS THE VEEEEEEIIINNSSS
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he looks so cuddly in this sweater im going to explode into a million pieces
Completed
With her sister’s wedding fast approaching and her Mom hounding her about finding a date, Y/N makes a terrible decision that lands her and her least favorite genius in a confusing situation.
A/N: Putting all the chapters on my main Masterlist was getting a little long so I’m putting em all here. Thank you so much to everyone who read this week to week with me, I really can’t express how much I appreciate all of the lovely messages, comments, and tags (ive memorized each and every one of them). And for those of you that are gonna read this for the first time, enjoy!
Read it AO3 here if you’d prefer
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem Reader
Category: Fake Dating, Enemies to Lovers, Smut, Fluff, Angst, it’s a Slow Burn Baby
Warnings: Cursing, Smut in Later Chapters, Alcohol Consumption
Word Count: 61k (Rougly 3.5 hours)
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8*
Chapter 9*
Chapter 10*
Chapter 11*
MOVE BITCH ME NEXT?????
the eye contact w the camera im gonna be sick
I need him… like biblically…
i need his face between my thighs immediately bitch i am not fucking playing AROUND
A mini series of drabbles where Simon decides you’re his wife the moment he laid eyes on you
Part one (~800 words)
Part two (~300 words)
Part three (~900 words)
Part four (~600 words)
Part five (2k words)
Part six (2k words)
Part seven 18+ MDNI (2k words)
Main masterlist