Ghostbxbii - Ghostie

all this time i've been waiting for someone to ask me something, i only a second ago found out the option was off

these kids

candles are so funky

like

can you believe someone thought "hey i'll put a string in this hot wax, how bout that?"

and now they're just a regular thing

and they were adults

today, a cruel reality hit me,

when the date of 4/20/69 comes around,

i will be 68

Ryan: What’s your greatest strength?

Demon!shane: Getting out of corn mazes

Ryan: Uh… okay. and your greatest weakness?

Demon!shane: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes

Ryan: *realizing they’re in a corn maze* What the hell?

Demon!shane: Guess it’s my time to shine

where's the straw?

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

that's horrible!

heres some random updates so you can get a grasp on whats happening here in the philippines:

professors are urging their students to let them know if theyre not gonna come to class so theyll know that theyre still alive

parents are telling their kids not to come home late, or if they will, to take an uber even though its priced like 5x more

people are sharing constitutional rights on twitter, to teach everyone what to say to the popos just in case

nobody trusts the police anymore

police have a QUOTA of “drug addicts” they need to kill

almost 13k dead without due process, but chines drug lords and presidents son who were involved in a drug smuggling worth 6 billion are still walking free

all it takes is a facebook rumor to put you on the hit list

politicians who are criticizing the administration are being impeached

politicians who love the administration admit that their duty is to the president, NOT to the people

theres been talks in extending the presidents term

It literally feels like an unofficial dictatorship

please help us

puki, what's with the toilet thing? are you feeling ok? is someone holding you hostage and pointing a gun at your head? blink once for whichever answer you like

I’m a med student and recently, every night before my SOCA test I read your post out loud, just to absorb your chaotic confidence. So far I never failed my SOCA. Got a gold medal on regional neuropsychiatry olympiad with the same method. My future patients are on imminent danger.

You will not heal, you will rejuvenate

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

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