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your vanny and luis content kills me and then brings me back to life

hdjrjtssk thank you so much! I love making it too!

old Jeremy bc help wanted hurts my soul.

he’s still looking for Michael since he disappeared after he took the CBEAR job. he knows he won’t find anything, but it’s worth a shot, I suppose...

he does find someone else, however.

stay the course

Vanny seems like the type of girl to play Crab Rave at any moment unironically

oh my she totally would

person: has an unprotected bluetooth speaker

vanny: I’m going to enlighten your culture good sir

She has a huge playlist of meme music that she listens to- including All Star, Never gonna give you up, Pumped up kicks and of course, Megalovania

Where in the UK is the rat man from

geography has failed me

I’d say Chelsea

Michael songs for your Michael needs

Wires- The Neighborhood 

Sadness Runs Through Him- The Hoosiers 

Broken Crown- Mumford & Sons

Point of No Return- Starset

Wolves Without Teeth- Of Monsters and Men

Trapdoor- Twenty One Pilots

Again- Araki

how bad a person is William, on a range of 1-10. As child murder he gets an additional 5 points to start.

11/10, rancid vibes, bastard man

as a character he’s interesting to mess around, but as a person? raging dumpster fire

Does the Aftons drink tea? 🤔 what type

fairy themed tea parties are mandatory (lizzie’s not responsible for accidental glitter ingestion)

i’d say neither of the kids would be that much into tea xD, maybe a strawberry/raspberry blend for lizzie, and some honey/lime for c.c? it would definitely be a sugary mess either way

michael though, he’d “besmirch the sacred beverage” by mixing in whatever horrible faz-drink he had available (he has a penchant for sodaroni). he doesn’t even like tea that much, but he does enjoy seeing his father’s face pale with each ingredient he adds in his ‘tea’. spinach water was a banger, the hospital trip not so much

little gremlin kid, an absolute menace

There was crow at the end of TSE after William diead. Convincidence? i think not

William was trying to upgrade from furry to avian