What BNHA Got Wrong: In-Universe Rules

I miss when nami wore tshirts with mini skirts or shorts all the time

I know she wears skirts/shorts post ts too but the vibe is different .. her old looks were so cute and casual. Something I would wear when out and about in summer. girly meets comfort style

Monodeku au where they go to a school that specializes in different types of art and Midoriya is a drawing/painting student and monoma is a dancer. Midoriya often sketches all of the dancers when he sees monoma and is like “Woah.” from that day forward all he does is sketch monoma. It gets so bad that he finds himself just absentmindedly drawing monoma. At one point he had painted monoma for a project in class and Ochaco goes “Doesn’t that kinda look like that one dancer kid?” and Midoriya is all like “WHAT EVER COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT HA HA HA” and then Ochaco just. Knows. 

She makes fun of him for the rest of the school year. Theenn when the drawing/painting kids have their art show, monoma drops by and is like “Woah this painting kinda looks like me…wait a minute…a lot of this art kinda looks like me…” and then he looks at who the art was by and is like “who tf is midoriya?” anddd then monoma slams the door of the art room open during class and is like “which one of you is midoriya” and ochaco is like “omg its pretty dancer boy” and smacks midoriyas shoulder while the rest of the class is pointing at him. Monoma is like “come, we have to talk” and so midoriya scampers after him. Monoma is like “why are you painting and drawing me?” and midoriya comes up with some shit explanation like “well you have the most angular shoulders of all of the dance kids and I like to draw that and stuff so…yeah…” and during that explanation monoma is like “hes kinda cute…” and so they have this wholllle issue of having huge crushes on each other. 

THEN kendo comes up to ochaco and is like “I know you dont know me but we have to do something. Im tired of him swooning over midoriya at our lunch table.” and ochaco is like “WE SHOULD GET THEM TO ASK EACH OTHER OUT” and kendo is like “obvi but how”  and then they get up to silly little hijinks trying to get the monoma and midoriya to go out UNTIL one day midoriya just impulsively decides “im gonna do it today” and he DOES and monoma says YES.

Kendo: why are you being snob with midoriya?

Monoma: i'm playing hard to get

Kendo: why? You're already hard to want

Monoma and Midoriya are in love,,,send tweet

Bnha rant #14

Hello hello!! Today I bring you more quirk questions :9 The victim? Mezo Shoji!

Analysis/questions start here

I'm sure we are all aware of how Shoji can recreate ears, eyes and, mouths on his limbs right. But the question is, how? He creates some of the most complicated parts of the human body within a matter of seconds on his limbs?? what does even look like internally??

I'll start with the ears first: So, if you didn't know I'll insert a diagram of how we hear things! The questions will be continued under that :)

How does he create all of that within a matter of seconds AND have it work properly? I'll start with the how! What does he make it out of? Is it similar to how Eri can rewind stuff but not make matter up so if you want her to give you your eyes back you'll either have to get a set of eyes to use or have her use a similar organ in the human body? id send it to your brain and then BAM! you're seeing things!

Now with that out of the way I'll get into how this relates to Shoji !

How does he create all of that within a matter of seconds AND have it work properly? Does shoji just make matter or does he sacrifice a part of his body for the extra appendages? Or does he just have extra stuff stored somewhere in his body to create them? Also! Where is it located?

Does the ear canal just follow along his arms like below?

Now onto the eyes! For his hand eyes (what else am I meant to call them?) do they even work properly? Or do they see in black and white? because I would imagine that its rather difficult to create all the complex internals of an eye (the cones, rods and other small details) within a matter of seconds. In addition to all of the, how does he see out of them? its the same issue with the ears, the distance from the ends of the appendages to his brain is so vast that I feel like it wouldn't make sense. Do the receptors that allow us to see just follow along the same lines as the ear canal?

Finally the mouth! After the mouth there will be one more statement with my final thoughts and then the traditional tldr statement :) HOW DOES HE MAKE A MOUTH??? AND GET IT TO SPEAK???? Do his lungs just suddenly connect to this random new mouth or does he make a whole new set of lungs just for the new mouth?? also! if he kept a mouth long enough would it lose teeth, or are the mouths just a replica of his own? So like, if he had dental issues would the mouths also have the same issues or are the mouths like brand new with baby teeth?

Final statement Basically, all I wanna know is the exact process that happens when he makes these new appendages? where do they come from? does he have to sacrifice things already existing in his body to make them? and do they work well?

TLDR: Shojis quirk makes 0 fucking sense, how does one man make so many complex parts of the human body in a few seconds (followed by a mass amount of questions)

Monodeku headcannon where Monoma is partially French. and can speak French.

and he will insult, compliment and like basically confess his love to Izuku IN FRENCH since he doesn't speak it.

maybe in year two Midoriya takes a French class and things get a little interesting.

The day monodeku becomes such a popular ship is has to be shortened like tddk or bkdk is the day I ascend to heaven

who remembers this outfit?