"Okay, Guys, Help." Monoma Begged.

"Okay, guys, help." Monoma begged.

"We're not making you another fake ID so you can buy wine." Fukidashi deadpanned.

"Not that." Monoma waved him off. "I'm running out of ideas."

"Did you try looking so far down on 1-A that you're looking up?" Kaibara recommended.

"Yeah." Monoma frowned. "This is different. I'm running out of ways I can be mean to Deku."

"You realize that literally only Bakugou is mean to him, right?" Kuroiro pointed out. "You're having a competition with only him at this point."

"I KNOW I AM." Monoma seethed. "THAT'S WHY I NEED IDEAS."

"Oh, for-" Kendou sighed. "Just try and find a common interest with Midoriya! Give him a dynamic with him that he's unable to replicate with Bakugou, something that Bakugou will NEVER give him back!"

Class 1-B stared in shock at their president.

"Look." Kendou said with a dead look in her eye. "If this gets Yaoyorozu to stop being in Midoriya's harem." Unsaid was, "and start being in mine".

"What do I have in common with Deku..." Monoma hummed. "I... Suppose we both like Quirks? I'll try that and report back."

--

"How'd it go?" Kuroiro asked.

Monoma stared, defeated, at his lunch.

"Have you ever noticed," Monoma began, "How adorable it is when Midoriya rambles?"

"Oh, no." Kuroiro facepalmed.