Wtf

woah

the good ol days when I hadn’t gone through a crisis and became a ody loving therian cat thing

also, for the record, im going to pundt my own child, @fry-the-earthling, next time I see her.

I've been working all morning and listening to epic anddd uhhh

so

people have brought up the fact that telemachus had like never seen his dad or anything and still y'know knew who he was

anddd

i have come to the conclusion

that

telemachus spent so much time studying the assorted portraits and tapestries of his father

and then studying himself in the mirror, trying to find every little similarity between him and the depictions of ody

that when he actually saw ody, he saw so much of his own features in the guy who sort of appeared and got rid of his biggest issue, he was able to figure out super quickly that it was odysseus.

anyway how's yalls day going

what song are u most excited abt in the Ithaca saga? I'm hyped for Odysseus >:33

ok so overall i am super booper excited for the entire thing, but overall, Odysseus is probably the one I’m going to like the best over than hold them down-

but yeah I already have some of odysseus memorized:3

You're lucky I'm not going to send the entirety of the Story of Undertale lyrics in your ask box like I did with Wren

I was really considering it though :)

damn you should've done it 😔

okay so I have a singular post on this blog but 250 like apparently?

grgtgrrhrgrghehegrgrgegrggrgrrr

excuse me?????

STILL GOTTA LOVE HIM MY GUY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

When Odysseus says, “Don't make me fight you, brother, you know you'd have done the same”, in Mutiny, I’m reminded that Eurylochus is in the same position considering he’s married to Odysseus’ sister, Ctimene.

This either means that Odysseus somehow forgot that Eurylochus has his own life, or that Odysseus is trying to guilt trip him by saying, ‘if you loved my sister as much as I love Penelope, you would help me’.

Wow, Odysseus.

is it ok to hate the suitor's actions but also simp for the worst one at like the same time

that just me

I personally can't hate all the monsters in Epic. Like, some of them (cough cough THE SUITORS) are horrible, but I can't hate some (most?) of them. So heres a list of monsters I don't completely hate and why! 1. Polyphemus- If someone came into my home, killed one of my pets and then tricked me- I'd get pretty angry too. He just wanted to avenge his sheep and honestly I can't blame him :/ 2. Poseidon- He just wanted to avenge his son :< bro was trying to make up for years of lax parenting and FAILED. at most, he just seems like a loser or boyfailure of sorts.

3. Circe!!! - Do I have to explain? It's Circe!!! I would love to be a sorceress who turns men into pigs and protects a bunch of nymphs for a living.

4. The sirens- I don't have justification for this one, its just that I love them.

5. Scylla!!! - Again, do I have to explain??? She just gives a really annoyed introvert who wants to be left alone.

6. Charybdis- She didn't do much. She just made a whirlpool. Also I can't stop imagining Charybdis sitting and making whirlpools like a child sitting in a bath tub

Um, I think thats all. I didn't mention the suitors cause I hate them with all my heart and soul. And Calypso- being trapped on an island for 100 years without social interaction DOESN'T excuse for 7 years of rape and sexual assault.

yeah but thats it i guess

Yay!!!

SCREAMS

may I cherish them and also let them live on my shelf

EURYLOCHUS POLITES AND ODY BUG GUY IM BEGGING I NEED THE TRIO

Him and his little bug friends!!

spreading this because HOLY SHIT

I know life and fate are scary

But I wanna be legendary

Cause I'd rather lie

Than allow them to think they've won

My mercy has long since drowned

It died to bring me home