Psst.. I Heard There Was A Sleepy Girl Out There That Wanted Her Panties Pulled To The Side

im putting a fruit sticker on you. im sprinkling blades of grass on you. im offering wedges of my tangerine to you. etc.

out of her 5 online boyfriends im at least top 3

Haunting Adeline is well, pretty much a Tumblr fanfic about a stalker that likes gunplay, and while i don't enjoy the rapey part of it, i can unproudly say i've seen worse on this page.

@d0e-eyed-des

new one

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

"Piercings and tattoos make a woman totally undesirable" it's okay lil bro i'll take her off ur hands

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

85. Are you patient?

30. Not everyone, pedos and abusers don't get the second chance. They can say they are sorry on the gallows.

85. Rarely

Anon / honesty hour

Ask me a bunch of stuff, I’m bored. Idc what if is.

Hey mutuals. Im not sorry about liking all those post in a row. It’ll happen again too.

I just think us fucking in the mating press position would bring us closer together as mutuals.