*a few moments later*
Edwin: CHARLES PUT THOSE BOOKS DOWN THEY WERE VERY HARD TO OBTAIN- NO DON'T THROW THEM??
Edwin: *gets a papercut* ‘Ow.’
Charles: *starts taking the cricket bat from his bag*
Edwin, Niko and Crystal: ‘NO CHARLES!’
there’s nothing wrong with overly self-indulgent shit like honestly
make that fuckin beauty and the beast au with your otp
draw your favorite character broken and bloody for no reason
make a self-insert that’s super important and powerful
write porn of that obscure ship centered entirely around your personal kinks
headcanon your faves as your sexuality, gender, etc
have fun man
i mean in the past i’ve made fun of all these things but i’ve grown up and chilled out and honestly? fiction is your platform to go nuts. have a great time. do what you want to
just respect other people’s boundaries and don’t go forcing your headcanons down other people’s throats, because they deserve to have a good time too
enjoy fiction however you want to and don’t let other people tell you how it’s supposed to be enjoyed
I DONT WANT HIM AS A FRIEND I WANT HIM AS MY WIFE😭
I'll make you my friend eventually.
Nancy: Please revoke your no swearing rule.
Karen: Why?
Mike, down the hall: Well, that really DILLS my PICKLE.
Demon: Well, well, well. If it isn't Edwin Payne. Time to bring you back to—
Edwin: *points to his t-shirt* Can't you read?
Demon: I can read all your stupid human languages. It says 'If found, return to Charles Rowland'.
Edwin: Exactly. I'm grateful that you found me.
Demon:
Edwin: Quickly now. Charles must be worried sick.
Dean - Can I play an important part in your wedding ?
Like...y'know the groom? ;)
Y/n - ......
Dean - Oh come on! That was smooth and you know it!
writing is so fun
Recharging
I need more fanfics of Orbwin and Chorb, please!
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ★ nightcrawler
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